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Why are you so slow?!?

The general reason as to why my speed is slower in comparison to newer crap like 7 is because I came out in 95 for fuck's sake! The thing known as the internet and newer ways to connect to it were not like how it is today. Hell, you couldn't even use the phone and internet at the same time!

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Why were the 90s so bucking awesome in terms of culture, but terrible in terms of technology?!?

The reason the 90's were amazing in culture was because tv shows had humor and story to them and music had good lyrics and meaning rather than "[racism 1] [racism 1] [racism 1]". As far as technology, well, imo only computers had that issue. Game systems were amazing and still work to this day. Computers sucked back then as they were relatively new and they were ironing out the kinks with them.

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How do you beat Level 6 in Chips Challenge...well, I might think you know this because it was on your operating system. I could be wrong.

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How were the late 90s for you?

I was rendered obsolete by some stupid fancy thing called windows 98. Ergo, no one used me for anything except for spare parts! I still remember the constant dissecting of me for my parts. *Shudders* It was horrible I tell you! HORRIBLE!

 

Neighvana: I am simply a computer OS. I have no emotions or desire to be with you.

 

SweetieBelle Excel: By putting in this code: up up down down left right left right a b enter

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Muffin: No. Nicholas Cage is me.

Sweetie: I loved XP. He is my bro. In fact, he's my favorite OS. (This being the actual person behind the monitor talking)
 

Wanna play some Crysis?

No. I'm in the mood for DOOM.

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What does the BSOD feel like for you?

 

Also, I heard that Billy Coore was looking for a Windows 95 computer, said his Packard Bell didn't work.

It feels like when you know you're going unconscious. It's weird.

 

Billy can go fuck himself.

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It feels like when you know you're going unconscious. It's weird.

 

Billy can go fuck himself.

 

I'm trying to install Windows 95 on Virtualbox but however for some reason, the OS fucks up, says when it has not enough memory even though it has enough memory.

 

How about freezing?


Hey, who said I can't have an opinion?

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I'm trying to install Windows 95 on Virtualbox but however for some reason, the OS fucks up, says when it has not enough memory even though it has enough memory.

 

How about freezing?

Use DOSBox. It works very well.

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Why are you worse than windows 8?


STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY!

 

My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298

Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314

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I was 3 years old when you came out, so I have to ask: did Rule 34 still apply back in those days?


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Credit for the Octavia vector goes to the awesome Harmonic Revelations

Credit for the creation of my avatar and signature goes to the amazing Wubsie

Once again, thanks!

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I was -3 when you came out. How is 98 different from you?

 

Also, what's it like to know that one day computers will have more than a gigabyte of RAM, and more than a Gigahert of processor Power?

 

Also, is DOS you grandpa? And is 3.0 your dad? Is 98 your younger Brother? Is ME your son? Is 2000 your mistake son? Is XP your grandson? Is Vista your son's mistake son? Is 7 your great-grandson? Is 8 your Grandson's mistake son?

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Stay pony my friends

"And ALWAYS remember...to never forget." - Someone who I'm sure has said this before I did

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Why is windows 8 so crap?


STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY!

 

My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298

Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314

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Oh, Sir.Windows 95, I asketh thy glorious operating system if thou hath ever ran into the Windows 7 fellow? Their presence killed off the original standard settings of the wonderous  MS Paint! D:  Awkward brushes, little pixels around...It's horrid!

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How do I access the hidden flight simulator in Microsoft Excel 95?


STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY!

 

My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298

Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314

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