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What the Celestia toy *should* say.


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The discussion of the Pink Celestia toy and what both versions of the toy say when their voice feature is activated got me thinking.

 

Like Lisa Simpson in Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy, I think it would be a good idea to come up with more appropriate and true to character phrases for Celestia to say. Sure, we can't run out and make our own talking Celestia, but it would still be fun to think of more appropriate phrases.

 

Myself, I would love a few simple quotes like "Would you accept my friendship?" or "You have a very special gift."

 

I want to think of some others but I'm sure everyone here will have some great ones.

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How about, "That's a great lesson to learn."

or

"Friendship is magic!"

Or 

"What have you learnt about friendship today?"

 

Something to do with her princessness and hearing about your lessons on friendship.

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I haven't heard about this Pink Celestia toy (I must be living under a rock or something :P). What exactly does it say?

 

Oh, and the toy could say.....ummm....

I got nothing.

All the obvious suggestions have been taken.


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Pirates are evil!!? The Marines are righteous!!? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history...!!! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values!!! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground!!! Justice will prevail, you say!? But of course it will!!! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!!!

In all seriousness she should say stuff about friendship


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I haven't heard about this Pink Celestia toy (I must be living under a rock or something tongue.png). What exactly does it say?

 

Oh, and the toy could say.....ummm....

I got nothing.

All the obvious suggestions have been taken.

 

 

It (and the white version) say things like "My hair is beautiful!" and "I love it when you brush my hair!" "My barrettes are pretty!" "Flying is fun!"

 

It is so bad that I just told my mother, who doesn't watch the show, and her eyes bugged out of her head. I said, "Here they have this wonderful Dumbledore like character teaching wonderful lessons and her toy says "My hair is beautiful".  

 

*imagines Dumbledore doll saying "brush my fluffy white beard"*

 

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It is so bad that I just told my mother, who doesn't watch the show, and her eyes bugged out of her head. I said, "Here they have this wonderful Dumbledore like character teaching wonderful lessons and her toy says "My hair is beautiful".  

I am fine with her saying virtually anything other than THAT, I mean seriously Hasbro you don't even need to try all that hard to make what the doll says actually even remotely reflect Celestia's actual personality and still appear to little girls and yet you screw that up too.  If they are going to make a talking pony doll say that, do it for Rarity her saying that is far more believable than Celestia.

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It (and the white version) say things like "My hair is beautiful!" and "I love it when you brush my hair!" "My barrettes are pretty!" "Flying is fun!"

 

It is so bad that I just told my mother, who doesn't watch the show, and her eyes bugged out of her head. I said, "Here they have this wonderful Dumbledore like character teaching wonderful lessons and her toy says "My hair is beautiful".  

Lol.

Although this is Hasbro. I'd expect nothing less from them.

You have to remember that the people that make the toys are completely different from those who make the show. It's clear from this that the Toy department doesn't give two shits about the show and its only objective is to make AS MUCH MONIES AS POSSIBLE. Granted, they are a business and obviously they have to make money, but would it really hurt their profits to think out side stereotypes once in a while?

 

Although despite being a disappointment, this toy clearly does have some potential.

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"Would you like to be one of my faithful students?" 

"Writing letters is so much fun!" ( ohmy.png )

And maybe just some over-all show quotes. 

Or, yes. Bananas.  131291938566.gif?1313029454

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  • 2 weeks later...

"gangsta gangsta"

"it's getting hot in here, you'd better take off your clothes"

"burn stuff"

"west side"

"i am everything, i am nothing! it all started with celestia and it will all end with celestia!"

"allahuh akhbar!"

"keepin it buzzzeeeeeeey"

 

no batteries included


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