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[dragon4111 914]

They can move now away from the wards which is only 5 feet long and wide. Reyo didn't count on Draco's link with both Acheron and Delia. Plus it's a family matter

Edited May 23, 2013 by dragon4111

[THE WILD HUNT 213]

Yeah but it still says the characters are unable to use magic, which was what I was getting at with the whole, "... the pegasi can still use their innate magic, in the air no less. Guess I'll just rapidly build a catapult or something..."

[dragon4111 914]

They aren't on the ground the wards only apply to the ground really. Have you played Dragon age origins?

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Fun fact: Dimitri smells like the most purest rose in all of Equestria...

 

In actuality he smells like oak wood and cinnamon incense...

Edited May 28, 2013 by Dimitri Hammer

[THE WILD HUNT 213]

DIMITRI SMELLS LIKE INCENSE, BURN HIM AND PUT HIM IN A ROOM SO PEOPLE CAN ENJOY THE WONDROUS SMELL TOO!

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

DIMITRI SMELLS LIKE INCENSE, BURN HIM AND PUT HIM IN A ROOM SO PEOPLE CAN ENJOY THE WONDROUS SMELL TOO!

 

It does not work like that 

 

Besides...fire can not hurt him. Fire is like the bathing springs of Athens to him

[THE WILD HUNT 213]

DIMITRI KNOWS ABOUT GREECE, KIDNAP HIM AND BRING HIM TO MY HOUSE SO I CAN FINALLY TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT!

Edited May 28, 2013 by Krein

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

I always thought Dimitri would smell like vodka...though thats just me inner Berry Punch talking hehe

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

@,

 

He is not a complete drunk

 

He might drink in excess sometimes, but he smells like his job. Oak wood....and pine needles mainly

[THE WILD HUNT 213]

OH MY GOD

FLUTTERSHY IS A TREE

DIMITRI IS ALSO NOW A TREE

 

...

 

DIMITRI YOU ARE A MOTHERF*CKING GENIUS

[dragon4111 914]

Hmm I always thought his job was a black smith. So that he would smell like charcoal and ore. But hey that's just my perception of him.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

@,

 

Trees together in the loveliness of marriage

 

I am a master of this stuffs...involuntarily...when I am drunk...

@@dragon4111,

 

He is carpenter and blacksmith, but he mainly smells like trees due to his carpentry job. Charcoal and other fiery smells are too much.

 

Besides, the smell of Pine is wonderful!

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

 

 

He might drink in excess sometimes, but he smells like his job. Oak wood....and pine needles mainly

 

Not sure if hinting at something clop or if my mind is that perverted.

either way I'm slightly confused

[THE WILD HUNT 213]

I am a master at taking awesome concepts and involuntarily doing them right.

 

Acheron? FUCKING KING SOMBRA DONE RIGHT.

 

Kreinbahthur the Alicorn? FUCKING ALICORNS DONE RIGHT.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

@,

 

Might be perverted mind then....because I not hinting at anything explicit..

I dislike things of that nature...I not enjoy any explicitness

 

He smells like Pine needles and Oak. Let us leave it at that  

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

@@Dimitri Hammer,

I'm ashamed of myself now....I really am.

 

Now i read @, 's post all wrong....i need help...or whiskey...preferably Jack 

[dragon4111 914]

Cheese for everyone. Or maybe not so maybe no pony get;'s any cheese. So no cheese for any pony.

Sorry I have been feeling rather silly right now.

[THE WILD HUNT 213]

SHUT UP DRAGON I AM TRYING TO DO THE FISHSTICK, IT IS A VERY DELICATE STATE OF MIND YOU KNOW.

 

It's ok Auron, we already have given cloppers massive ideas with the RP.

Diamond, Draco, and Delia.

Zefira and Acheron now.

Draco and Lust...

No doubt people will make "characters who hate esch other to Oblivion" shippings.

 

Good Lord I am messed up

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

@,

 

Good thing Dimitri is not included there! No ideas for him...I am proud for keeping him pure and keeping his beautiful sentiment...

[THE WILD HUNT 213]

@,

 

Good thing Dimitri is not included there! No ideas for him...I am proud for keeping him pure and keeping his beautiful sentiment...

You still have a shipping though :3. Internet will take any shipping and ruin its poor innocence. Fricking wankers...

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

@,

Naw, what would be messed if someone actually wanted to see these shippings...hehe...

 

That awkward momet when you just realized Dimitri has a beard.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

@,

 

No the beautiful purity of a non-explicit marriage is ruined ;__;

 

Well, ignoring works....so that is okay...

 

@,

 

How...did you not realize

Edited May 28, 2013 by Dimitri Hammer

[THE WILD HUNT 213]

Acheron needs more love ;-;...

I mean, just because be brutally murdered his traitors and then cursed his homeland doesn't mean anything... and the fact that he is Machiavellian. And also that he will take mindfuck to a whole new level xD.

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

@,

I found your theme

 hehe even though it makes no sense for your character

 

@@Dimitri Hammer,

Im going to go with I'm special....for 200 

[THE WILD HUNT 213]

I thought this would fit him in some but a lot of ways.

 

 

Just replace "teeth" with knowledge and you're all set!