Caption the avatar above you.

[MiStErUnMeRry 328]

"You can't resist the bear hug of Comrade Dimitri. The hammer of the mother land!. YAAAAAAAAAGHHH!"

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Dude.....dude.....pass the Lays.....

Edited November 3, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[MiStErUnMeRry 328]

I should of made all those faded whispered words in the background of him more apparent when now looking at it.

 

"Equesterians are weak. I must protect them"

[The Temporal Twins 89]

that's a nice kitty

[Lostwanderer 367]

I wish our surgeon did a better job.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

. . .

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

For POWER!! HAHA!!

[Iudex 1,945]

For HUGZ!! HAHA!!

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Kestrel, you are "The Shit."

[MiStErUnMeRry 328]

"The winter is harsh. Hug me, you fool before you freeze to death!"

[Iudex 1,945]

Kestrel, you are "The Shit."

 

All of my brohoofs my good sir.

[Guest]

"I won't be able to hold out much longer, go now to the teleporter, save yourselves!"

[The Temporal Twins 89]

That's nasty bro....

[Iudex 1,945]

@Gryphon,

Found dad's stash.

Scarred for life.

 

Ninjad, too lazy to make another caption.

Edited November 3, 2012 by Kestrel

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Have Super important mission deciding world fate from Nuclear devices, read Japanese playboy magazines in locker room.

Edited November 3, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[Iudex 1,945]

Have Super important mission deciding world fate from Nuclear devices, read Japanese playboy magazines in locker room.

 

*On super important mission*

Spends time shooting crows and rats while terrorists threaten to nuke the US.

Edited November 3, 2012 by Kestrel

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

Spends time shooting crows and rats while terrorist threaten to nuke the US.

 

Slips on seagull droppings then does cartwheels to avoid shame of being crapped on.

[Iudex 1,945]

 

 

Slips on seagull droppings then does cartwheels to avoid shame of being crapped on.

 

Manages to avoid drowning.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

Manages to avoid drowning.

 

Called "Gay" by fans, become badass cyborg to shut them up.

[Iudex 1,945]

 

 

Called "Gay" by fans, become badass cyborg to shut them up.

 

Gets crushed by rubble, tears arm off, stops a nuclear submarine by pushing it, impales self in foot.

Survives.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

Gets crushed by rubble, tears arm off, stops a nuclear submarine by pushing it, impales self in foot.

Survives.

 

Have flashbacks and hear old voices, accept that that's normal then run around in cardboard box.

[The Temporal Twins 89]

The shield of my love for you is hard like russian turnip.

[Iudex 1,945]

 

 

Have flashbacks and hear old voices, accept that that's normal then run around in cardboard box.

 

Turns on flashlight.

-100% Camo Index.

Robot with arms sees you.

Gets swarmed by robots with arms and lasers.

((OPTIONAL: Spam RPG-7))

Edited November 3, 2012 by Kestrel

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Turns on flashlight.

-100% Camo Index.

Robot with arms sees you.

Gets swarmed by robots with arms and lasers.

 

Wear Octacon mask over old face, somehow be found attractive by guards.

[Iudex 1,945]

 

 

Wear Octacon mask over old face, somehow be found attractive by guards.

 

Pretends to be statue.

Peed on.