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[Edgeworth1001 648]

Batman ran them all over with the Batmobile, but before he could get back to the Batcave, Abraham Lincoln pops out of his grave.

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Then Lincoln hijacks the Batmobile like a boss, and throws Batman out!

[Thunderchild 875]

Meanwhile, the peasants burned the witch for weighing the same as a duck.

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And they cooked the pioneer octopus and shared it.

Edited June 26, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime.

[Thunderchild 875]

Who responded by ripping his head off and pitching it into the nearest office building.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Shaq came back, covered in a tire track.

[Thunderchild 875]

Picked up Godzilla's severed head and dunked it into a garbage truck.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

And then Jackie Chan jumped onto his back.

[Thunderchild 875]

Shaq spun around quickly, throwing Jackie into the waiting arms of the octopus.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Batman was injured and trying to get steady, while Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.

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He came back as a zombie cyborg.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

But then Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.

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and then a giant monster came and blew up indiana jones with a rocket launcher

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Indiana Jones turns out to be Cyborg Pirate Batman Chuck Norris Ninja Jesus Christ, and he killed the monster by touching him.

Edited June 27, 2013 by Edgeworth1001

[Enigma Stitch 51]

The giratina watched the chaos from the reverse world while rayquaza nuked the area with a storm of hyperbeams.

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But then a god grabs the planet and treats it as a bowling ball, and the planet is being thrown towards the sun.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Kaboom.

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Everything in the planet is destroyed, and then the rest of the planets is cupped in the giant god's hands, being shaked and moved around, and then thrown out to a different area of the galaxy.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Angels sang in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the balls of Abraham Lincoln.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Meanwhile, the planets of the solar system have had effects from the crashing, in which, Mercury and Mars collide to create one planet and more than 3 moons are created for the planet, and as well some other things.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.

[Thunderchild 875]

Suddenly, you realise the kettle is boiling, and you fell asleep standing in front of the sink again

[Enigma Stitch 51]

And chuck norris becomes a pony, Buck Norris!

[PastelBread 147]

Buck Norris attended to the boiling kettle then remembered that he had somewhere important to go to.