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redshell

redshell 195

I'm totally going to survive

 

To the guy beneath me: pulls out shotgun, star metal sword, vigilance, vanity's revolvers and whiskey* come at me

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No tracking devices? I'll be totally fine.

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Whereabouts? That sounds painful. I have a tracking watch with built-in radio communicator. BTW, I have access to the most advanced weaponry, such as laser guns.

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Whereabouts? That sounds painful. I have a tracking watch with built-in radio communicator. BTW, I have access to the most advanced weaponry, such as laser guns.

I've been shot at with those, along with every single kind of ammo there is. My legs are cybernetic so are my eyes and most of my organs

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@redshell

Before the laser gun came the EMP.

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Before the laser gun came the EMP.

Pulse grenades and mines? I've been to the brink of death and back, I've been half exploded, I've killed demigods, I've had all four of my legs hacked off and got up again, I've suffered near lethal rads. Your gonna have to do better than that

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Pulse grenades and mines? I've been to the brink of death and back, I've been half exploded, I've killed demigods, I've had all four of my legs hacked off and got up again, I've suffered near lethal rads. Your gonna have to do better than that

Sounds like you've never been crushed by the weight of infinity like Abeloth was before she was defeated.

 

AKA, you've never been thrown in a black hole?

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Sounds like you've never been crushed by the weight of infinity like Abeloth was before she was defeated.

AKA, you've never been thrown in a black hole?

you haven't met deus or the reapers. We are the toughest little fucks

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Galen Selanno 351

Now, for Vulcan, I most definitely would be screwed. Perhaps in more ways than one...

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/\      \ \ \    \ \ \L\ \   \ \ \L\_\___   _ __   __  __    ___ ___     ____  
\ \ \__\ \ \ \  __\ \ ,__/    \ \  _\/ __`\/\`'__\/\ \/\ \ /' __` __`\  /',__\ 
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redshell

redshell 195

I wouldn't be screwed...

I think I would be

...

*stomach grumbling*

 

...Full....

 

can you eat steel?

Now, for Vulcan, I most definitely would be screwed. Perhaps in more ways than one...

I could still kill you seven different ways
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Galen Selanno

Galen Selanno 351

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Oh? Seems a bit lacking in number.

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MLP. Home sweet home. I forgot how nice the residents of Equestria could be. Anyone seen The Martian?

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/\      \ \ \    \ \ \L\ \   \ \ \L\_\___   _ __   __  __    ___ ___     ____  
\ \ \__\ \ \ \  __\ \ ,__/    \ \  _\/ __`\/\`'__\/\ \/\ \ /' __` __`\  /',__\ 
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  \ \_\\ \_\ \____/ \ \_\       \ \_\ \____/\ \_\  \ \____/\ \_\ \_\ \_\/\____/
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redshell 195

I bite through chunks of Vibranium like it's made of rock candy :D 

 

As for Galen...

...

...

I'm still hungry...

*grumble*

oh well, I'm fucked

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