The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Hm, Discord kills his alter ego...

Or his future self?

Past self?

However, the universe is screwed.

[Overdrive 5,366]

For as long as it would take for him to whip some potion or whatever up, I think I'd be safe.

[BitterBubblegum 75]

Not at all....You should be scared...

[Overdrive 5,366]

I'll still take my chances.

[Hastur 505]

I love how you would take chances with me 

[Overdrive 5,366]

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

[Hastur 505]

*Chuck Norris blocks*

[Overdrive 5,366]

*Puts mirror out, makes Norris fight himself*

[Hastur 505]

*Chuck Norris kills Mirror Chuck Norris and then Chuck Norris vanishes, there is a note "If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only have seconds to live" it reads"

[Overdrive 5,366]

*Jumps in time machine, travels to future*

[Hastur 505]

*Chuck Norris is behind you* 

((How you ask? Because science of course! XD))

[Overdrive 5,366]

*Clones self, both run in different directions*

[Hastur 505]

*Chuck Norris is in front of both of you and does Roundhouse Kick*

[Overdrive 5,366]

Yeah, now I'm screwed.

[Hastur 505]

*Chuckles*

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

...

[Hastur 505]

not screwed

[Overdrive 5,366]

*Stands there and takes beating like a man*

[Hastur 505]

*Smash 'n Dash dies from seeing Chuck Norris*

[Overdrive 5,366]

Time to go scare the crap out of someone. Heh heh, being a ghost is awesome.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

I can't tell how dangerous he is, if at all.

[Overdrive 5,366]

Only 1 way to find out...

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

*Poke it with a stick*

[Overdrive 5,366]

Uh, I'm not a dead body. Ow, and quit it. It's sharp.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

AHH! IT TALKS! *Beats with stick*