open (Read disclaimer in ooc) The gameshow of DOOOM!

[Toon Richard 534]

Dont be butthurt.
Read the bucking disclaimer.
http://mlpforums.com/topic/63188-fourth-wall-breakingthe-gameshow-of-doom-ooc-app-thread/#entry1544150



Story:
You, and 6 other ponies won a contest to be on a gameshow you NEVER even heard of.
What could possibly go wrong?
HOW ABOUT EVERYTHING? This is the MOST dangerous gameshow in equestria.
The prize?
10 million bits.
Is it worth it?
YOU BET YOUR CUTIE MARK IT IS!
Rules:
CURSING IS ALLOWED.
FOURTH WALL BREAKING IS ALLOWED.
Make sure its funny.
AND HAVE FUN!
RPers (Need atleast 5 to start):
1.Minty (Jumpsuit color: Blue, Creator:Minty Wintergren)
2.Blaze(Jumpsuit color: Gold, Creator:~Blaze~)
3.Cloud Twister(Jumpsuit color:Orange, Creator:Ibleedsarcasm)
4.Standoff(Jumpsuit color:Black,Creator:Confogl)
5.Shardz (Jumpsuit color: Purple,Creator:rman13)
6(MAXED).Anarchy (Jumpsuit color:Brown, Creator:Fancy Ram.)

Edited June 12, 2013 by rman13

[Toon Richard 534]

StartRp.exe is now running.
You all awake, in a elevator, unknowing where you are. All that you can sense is the smell of blood.
An loud machine rumbles.
You sense that it controlls what is above.
You hear a voice on a loudspeaker.
"Welcome, Minty, Blaze, Cloud Twister, Standoff and Shardz!" It said in a comic voice.

[Ihei 713]

"W-where.. Where am I?" Minty asked to no one in particular. She was a very shy pony.. she doesn't like to talk to other ponies. 'Why are we in a elevator?' Minty thought. 'I hope we aren't gonna die. I'm too young!!' She whimpered to herself. Minty looked at the other ponies, hoping for a sense of recognition.

[Toon Richard 534]

"Welcome Minty! This is the easiest level. Just run, and avoid.. Poison joke!" The loudspeaker said, and minty's elevator went up.

First stage obsticals:
1.Balance beam Ball Dodge! (Avoid getting knocked off, and ending up in Chocolate Pudding!)
2. Poison Joke Checkers! (Jump over the patches of poison joke.)
3. Waterlogged parkour!
(Jump to the end, without missing to avoid a dip in a warm pool!)

[~Blaze~ 15]

Blaze looked at the other Ponies. "Poison joke? What is that supposed to mean? But the real question is where are we? Where have you taken us?" Blaze questions the voice. "And easiest? If we take one step back, will would get killed... Does it get worse?" and Blaze went to the back of the elevator. "I-i'll go last..."

[Toon Richard 534]

"After minty, is... BLAZE!" The loudspeaker boomed.

"Blaze, Careful of poison joke. Its alot like Poison oak, but a lot worse." Shardz yelled.

Minty's elevator stopped whirring.

"I got a baaad feeling." Shardz muttered.
((careful guize. After this stage it gets really DIFFICULT.))

[~Blaze~ 15]

    "GOD DAMN IT! ME AND MY BUCKING MOUTH." Blaze yelled. "Why don't you just send my out there, my front hooves tied behind my back!?" Blaze started pacing around the elevator. "What did I get myself into.... What did I get myself into.... Oh no, oh no, oh no... I have a really bad feeling about this..."

[Ampharos 1,009]

Anarchy woke up in a daze. He had kind of subconsciously heard the elevators moving and looked around to see they had all stopped. He had woken up just in time to hear the instructions. He noticed that Blaze's elevator was next to Misty's and that his own was the last one. I... I guess I'm going last, although I don't know if I should be happy or not. Anarchy always got a kick out of chaos, but this wasn't chaos. This was impending death.

[Toon Richard 534]

"Hmm. Anarchy? Any clue how we got here?" Shardz asked.
Without any hesitation, Both Shardz's and anarchy's elevator whirred.

"Oh crap." Shardz said, as a LONG And difficult course was revealed to them.

"Any ideas Anarchy?" Shardz asked in a curious voice.
"Also, What kind of magic do you use?" Shardz said.

[Ampharos 1,009]

"Looks like we're in over our heads." He glanced at Shardz. "Not like we volunteered in the first place. As for the magic thing, that's a weird question to ask. Most ponies use normal magic, but I do use a different kind of magic. I don't really trust you, how do you even know my name?"

[Toon Richard 534]

"It says it on your jumpsuit, and i think we should form an alliance!" Shardz said,
"I can do basic Projectile deflection. And i know how to generate a shield for a few seconds." Shardz explained.
She hops on the balance beam, keeping her focus.
A pony shot out a ball with sticky slime, but shardz deflected it.

[Ampharos 1,009]

"Well, I don't see why not," says Anarchy, in regards to the alliance. "I use chaos magic, I can definitely screw some ponies over. So... Shardz, I think we're gonna make a good team." Another slime ball comes towards the two unicorns. Without looking, Anarchy's eyes glow pink and the slime ball turns into water and falls into the pudding. "I learned the chaos magic from Discord, but don't worry. I'm not too bad." He smirks to himself, due to the fact that Shardz is in front of him.

[Toon Richard 534]

"Heh, I think discord is cool." Shardz said, deflecting slimeballs and then dismounts the balance beam,
"Careful of poison joke. It SUCKS." Shardz said, while focusing on jumping over the blue flowers.
Out of nowhere, in the middle of a jump, shardz got hit by a slimeball. She dove face first into a patch of poison joke.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Anarchy gets wide eyed and runs as close as he can to Shardz. "Well shit are you ok? Probably not I mean you just fell in poison joke. Oh this isn't good." In his flustered state, the orange unicorn didn't even realize that he was about get get hit into the poison joke as well. As he took a nose dive into the plant he thinks over what would happen to him in poison joke. He was usually pretty immature, so... Oh no! He knew what was going to happen. He would become... "Why my fine dear do you need assistance? It would my pleasure to help somepony in deed!"

[Toon Richard 534]

"Aw crap." Shardz said, as her eyes hazed with a blue tint.
"I cant see worth a darn!" Shardz yelled.
A pony, Squirted the both of them with a Medicine to cure poison joke.
"Thank you, Whoever you are." She said, Smiling at Anarchy.

The third, And final obstical, Looms.
"Waht the fuuuck!" Shardz said, enraged.

[DarligPegasi 315]

Cloud Twister jumped to her feet clumsily. Her wings beating quickly and forcing her to rise up suddenly. Unfortunately she didn't notice that she was basically in a box, so she smacked against the ceiling and fell back down.

 

"SON OF A MARE!" she yelped.

[Ihei 713]

Minty sighed. "This isn't as bad as my worst fear," Minty said, flying over the obstacles in a breeze. She couldn't wait to just wake up from this stupid dreamland and get it over with; she hated the obstacle course. 'Hope there isn't more,' Minty thought to herself bored. She accidentally clipped her wing before on some of the poison joke; she has trouble maintaining balance.

[Toon Richard 534]

Shardz carefully jumped to log and log.  "Hup! Hup Hup!" Shardz said, whiile jumping to log and log. 

"Oh my.. NOT That! NO NOT... cupcakes...  Oh no. oh no ohno ohno!" Shardz said, scared Shitless.

"Whats The matter Shardz? Scared of Cupcakes? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The announcer laughed.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Anarchy looked quizzically at Shards. "You're afraid of... cupcakes?" Anarchy chuckled a bit at this. The orange unicorn was very nimble and he breezed through the course. He was on the last platform when he looked back to see Shardz struggling. He thought about and decided he would last longer in an alliance. "Hey Shardz! You need some help?"

Edited June 16, 2013 by Fancy Ram

[Toon Richard 534]

"Yeah. Im HORRIFIED of them, after i read a fan Fiction." Shardz explained.

"So yeah. I would like that." Shardz said, Scared shitless.

"I know it sounds weird, but if you read  IT You would be scared of cupcakes too." Shardz said, taking a deep breath, and jumping to the next few steps.