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Steel Crescent · 2013-06-17T14:28:51+0000

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By Steel Crescent, User
June 17, 2013

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G.O.A.T Exam
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1. You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
- "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
  
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- "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!
  
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- Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
  
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- Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
  
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2. While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his hoof stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?
- Amputate the hoof before the infection spreads.
  
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- Scream for help!
  
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- Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities.
  
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- Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads.
  
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3. You discover a young colt lost in the lower levels of the Vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
- Give the colt a hug and tell him everything will be OK
  
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- Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment.
  
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- Pick the colt's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the colt to his fate.
  
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- Lead the colt to safety, then turn him over to Feld0.
  
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4. Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?
- Pitcher
  
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- Catcher
  
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- Designated Hitter
  
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- None, you wish the vault had a soccer team
  
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5. Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another Vault resident. What do you do?
- Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol.
  
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- Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life.
  
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- Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss
  
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- Throw your tea in granny's face.
  
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6. Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
- Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door.
  
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- Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.
  
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- Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.
  
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- Walk away, and let the old coot rot.
  
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7. Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hoof has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?
- A bullet to the brain.
  
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- Large doses of anti-mutagen agent
  
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- Prayer. Maybe Celestia will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
  
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- Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser
  
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8. A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Daring Do book. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?
- Trade the book for one of your own valuable possessions
  
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- Steal the book at gunpoint
  
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- Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the book from his des
  
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- Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka-Cola, and take the book when he's unconscious
  
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9. You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
- Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
  
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- Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos
  
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- Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills
  
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- Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves
  
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10. Who is indisputably the most important Brony in MLP Forums: He who shelters us from the harshness of the haters, and to whom we owe everything we have, including the magic of Friendship?
- Feld0
  
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- Feld0
  
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- Feld0
  
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- Feld0
  
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