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G.O.A.T Exam  

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  1. 1. You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

    • "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
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    • "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!
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    • Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
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    • Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
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  2. 2. While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his hoof stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

    • Amputate the hoof before the infection spreads.
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    • Scream for help!
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    • Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities.
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    • Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads.
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  3. 3. You discover a young colt lost in the lower levels of the Vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

    • Give the colt a hug and tell him everything will be OK
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    • Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment.
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    • Pick the colt's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the colt to his fate.
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    • Lead the colt to safety, then turn him over to Feld0.
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  4. 4. Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?

    • Pitcher
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    • Catcher
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    • Designated Hitter
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    • None, you wish the vault had a soccer team
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  5. 5. Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another Vault resident. What do you do?

    • Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol.
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    • Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life.
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    • Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss
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    • Throw your tea in granny's face.
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  6. 6. Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?

    • Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door.
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    • Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.
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    • Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.
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    • Walk away, and let the old coot rot.
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  7. 7. Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hoof has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

    • A bullet to the brain.
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    • Large doses of anti-mutagen agent
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    • Prayer. Maybe Celestia will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
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    • Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser
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  8. 8. A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Daring Do book. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?

    • Trade the book for one of your own valuable possessions
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    • Steal the book at gunpoint
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    • Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the book from his des
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    • Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka-Cola, and take the book when he's unconscious
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  9. 9. You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....

    • Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
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    • Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos
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    • Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills
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    • Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves
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  10. 10. Who is indisputably the most important Brony in MLP Forums: He who shelters us from the harshness of the haters, and to whom we owe everything we have, including the magic of Friendship?

    • Feld0
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    • Feld0
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    • Feld0
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    • Feld0
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I get paid to drink...?

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My answers are as follows: 4, 2, 2, 2, 3, 1, 4, 3, 3, 4.   I managed to skip the test in-game. 

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Yeah, Yeah I'm evil and am so getting a janitor if I'm not mistaken.

Congratulations!According to the G.O.A.T you're going to be a Laundry Cannon Operator!(there is no Janitor Job)

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Is town drunk an option?

(Im going to fudge with the results you are normally supposed to get and base your job on what questions you answered.)

Congrats!According to the G.O.A.T,you are the Town Drunk!

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(Im going to fudge with the results you are normally supposed to get and base your job on what questions you answered.)

Congrats!According to the G.O.A.T,you are the Town Drunk!

I get paid to drink...?
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Going for member of the remains of the Ministry of Arcane Science.

 

That or Pipbuck Technician.

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Yes..You get paid to do this!

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Congrats!You are the new Medical Doctor!

 

 

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Congrats!You are the new Thief!

 

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Going for member of the remains of the Ministry of Arcane Science.

 

That or Pipbuck Technician.

Congrats!You are the new Pipbuck Technician

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Congrats!You are the new cook!

 

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Congrats!You are the new Marriage Consular!

 

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This test was a pretty big waste of time. They never predicted that I'd work for the brotherhood as a knight.

Congrats!You will now work for the Brotherhood!

 

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Congrats!You are the new prankster! 

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Congrats!You are the new Plumber!

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Congrats!You are the new Owner of a gun shop!

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