Scenes we'd like to see

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

A little game I adapted from the popular British comedy panel show Mock the Week. The rules of this version are as follows:

 

The user above you suggests a context. You then posts a comical sentence relating to that context, and then another context of your own. For those of you who don't understand my slightly cryptic description, here's a demonstration: 

 

User 1: Unlikely things to hear on the radio.

 

User 2: You're listening to Magic FM! Pick a frequency, any frequency.

 

A line from the world's worst superhero movie.

 

User 3: Never fear, Nicholas Sarkozy is here!

 

Unlikely sales pitches for new products.

 

...and so on.

 

The first subject is...

 

Things that Mitt Romney wouldn't say.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

I hate Big Bird!

 

Unlikely things you would see on FiM

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Rainbow Dash, what are you doing to... oh. OK... Good luck with that... (I hope she's prepared for looking after a kid)

 

 

 

Unlikely things to hear on a history documentary.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You'd better change my school back to the way it was, Discord, or I'll kick your ass to Cloudsdale!

 

 

 

Things you wouldn't hear on the news.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Actual journalism

 

Things Chris from Dan vs. wouldn't do

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

"You have a point, Dan."

 

 

 

Unlikely things to hear at the airport. 

[Edgeworth1001 648]

"You can have sex on the plane."

 

Unlikely things to hear from Harmonic Revelations

[Orablanco Account 3,708]

"Good point."

 

Awkward thing to say in Disney Land.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

"So where's the fucking prince? Does he really think he can AFFORD to be late? I am a PRINCESS! He will NOT just ditch me like this!"

 

 

 

Things you'd never hear Fluttershy say.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

"Fuck you guys, I'm going back home to torture my idiot animals."

 

Things NPH wouldn't say.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I am a loser!

 

Cole Phelps's unlikely worst enemy 

Edited July 1, 2013 by CrazytheRandomPony

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

"So we meet again... Fluffle Puff."

 

 

 

Unlikely department store tannoy announcements.