ooc The Trotting Dead (Closed)

[Grand_Finale 529]

Ugh, I just spilled it everywhere, theres no returning it. You guys are just gonna have to live with random bursts of song lyrics from musicals now

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Velma Keely in an act... of Desperation

My sister and I had an act that couldnt flop

My sister and I were headed straight to the top

My sister and earned a thou a week at least

But my sister is now unfortunately  deceased

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Judging by my calculations, Grand should be online in about 5-10 minutes.

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

Judging by my calculations, Grand should be online in about 5-10 minutes.

How did you come to that conclusion?

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Well, most of the time, she comes online between 4 and 5, I'm just kidding, I have no idea.

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

Actually, she's on now.

I saw her picture on the home page.

[Grand_Finale 529]

You guys are creepy

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

You guys are creepy

That was just out of pure convenience.

[Grand_Finale 529]

I had a dream that the apocalypse happened, and I was on a boat with other people but they all hated me so I basically had to beg them not to throw me overboard, but then I was like "F you guys" and a whale took me to land

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

I had a dream that the apocalypse happened, and I was on a boat with other people but they all hated me so I basically had to beg them not to throw me overboard, but then I was like "F you guys" and a whale took me to land

Best. Dream. Ever.

[Grand_Finale 529]

They wouldn't even let me wear stripes

And I distinctly remember attempting to use Instagram

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

They wouldn't even let me wear stripes

And I distinctly remember attempting to use Instagram

EWWWW

Instagram...

[Grand_Finale 529]

Haters gonna hate

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

YAY! 5000 REPLIES!!!

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

I'm going off for a bit, guys.

[Grand_Finale 529]

Shyflutters teach me your accent

I MUST KNOW

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

What you talkin' bout?

[Grand_Finale 529]

Grands performing a musical number. Ive made up my mind

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Crap, I've really fallen down the rabbit hole now. Hold on, let me gay up for a few minutes.

[Grand_Finale 529]

LOLOLOLOLOL I was gonna say something about your choice of activity. You really get into your feminine side

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Good thing is, it doesn't have to be flamboyant. Thank Celestia for that.

You really are a drama nerd aren't you?

[Grand_Finale 529]

incredibly so

and youve put me in my glory, whats to come is your fault, youve unlocked this door. 

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

And oh fuck, the door's broken, I lost the key, and your drama nerd is suffocating me......great.

[Grand_Finale 529]

Im listening to all the musicals right meow

[Milk Wave 454]

Sorry that I haven't been posting much guys. Been busy this weekend and I've been experimenting on a computer that my dad isn't using anymore. Already took out the processor then stuck it back in and turned on the computer so that's good.

 

Also, Zeta is out in an alleyway shivering again.

[Grand_Finale 529]

Better hurry back if you want to see a sweet ass perofrmance from Grand