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CTAM after 1 million  

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  1. 1. What should happen after 1 million is reached?

    • Start over at 1
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    • Keep counting to infinity (count to the next million(s))
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    • Count back down to 1 (then back up)
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Wait until everyone is on at once.Β  It's impossible not to get ninja'd.


NAME:Β  GAMEANGEL147

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AFFILIATION:Β  MANE 9

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GOAL:Β  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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TheΒ other two seemed unnecessary.

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Anyway, you likey the start of my new fic?

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Dreams Of A Giantess

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Riley slowly awoke. As he picked himself up, he realised he was on a chilly, hard surface. He looked around to see that the black-and-white-chequered floor was enormous. Absolutely enormous! To match, the room and everything in it was also ridiculously large. It appeared to be a kitchen, and he was right next to a corner.

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He still had no idea how he got here or what was going on, but not more than a few moments later, Anala walked in. She seemed like a giantess to Riley, but in comparison to the gargantuan room, she was normal-sized.
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I must have been shrunk,Β decided Riley.Β I have no idea what caused this, but the fact still stands that, somehow, I'm the size of a bug.
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He decided he would try to get Anala's attention. He was just about to scramble across the kitchen floor, but then Anala opened an oven. She reached into it, and took out a tray of freshly-baked, mouth-watering cookies. The scent emanated over to Riley's direction.
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He temporarily forgot about his current predicament. He utterly loved cookies; especially if they were baked by Anala - even if only because he was madly in love with her.
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Just then, he heard a buzzing sound. A fly landed on one of the cookies. Anala reached into a drawer and pulled out a spatula. As she drew closer, the fly buzzed away. Anala chased it for a few seconds before she swiftly brought the spatula down on it, and the irritating insect was no more.
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Riley backed into the corner, shaking with terror. He abandoned his plan of trying to be noticed by Anala; if she saw him, it was quite likely that she would mistake him for a bug, and he would be reduced to a splatter. Only then would Anala realise her mistake, and it would be too late.
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He decided to stay hidden in the corner until Anala was out of sight. He got into a peaceful state of mind by thinking about what it would be like to eat a cookie at his current size.
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By the time he looked back up, Anala was placing the cookies on a wire rack for them to cool down. Then she trotted out of the kitchen (or as Riley now called it, the death-trap room) and into the living room.
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He then had an idea. He could fly up to the counter, and take a bite out of one of the cookies, and it would be quite satisfying and filling. HeΒ didΒ feel a little guilty about it, but Anala probably wouldn't even notice the difference.
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As he lifted off the ground, he heard Anala's phone ring for a few seconds before it was picked up.
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"Is that you, Ruby?" came Anala's voice.
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Riley felt a pang in the stomach when he heard that. Ruby, along with Sapphire and Emerald, was part of Anala's group of fillyfriends back in school, who Riley suspected only wanted to be friends with her because of how popular she was back then.Β They had known, and still did know of Riley's affections for Anala, and as such, they weren't particularly nice about it. Anala would protect him from their wrath, asking what they had against him.
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He listened in to the call, where the four mares agreed to have pizza at a cafe.
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"Okay, I'll be right there. I hope Sapphire and Emerald are excited!" said Anala, and she then put the phone down.
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The sounds of her footsteps signalled to Riley that he needed to find a place to hideΒ now. He looked next to him to see Anala's purse. He clambered into it, making himself comfortable amongst its contents.
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However, he found that it hadn't been the smartest move, because he heard a zipping sound directly above him as his entire world went dark.Β He felt his prison being picked up and carried away.
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After what seemed like hours, Riley began to hear ponies chattering.Β She must be at that cafe,Β concluded Riley.
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"Hi, Anala!" came a female voice. Riley wasn't sure of the exact pony it came from, but he knew it was one of Anala's friends because it made him want to punch a hole in a wall.
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"Hi, you three!" said Anala. "Did you order the pizza?"
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"Yep," came a different voice. "Not sure how long it'll take, though."
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"Good thing I came prepared," said Anala.
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Riley's eyes mildly hurt for a few seconds because he wasn't expecting the 'room' to suddenly be flooded with light. When a giant, white hoof appeared, Riley rushed to the back of the purse. Anala's hoof seemed to rummage around before finally selecting a stick of gum.
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As he listened in to Anala making quick work of her gum, Riley couldn't help but imagine that it was him being chewed up and thrown in the trash.
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Just a few minutes later, he heard a plate being put down on the table. "Shall we pay now?" came Anala's voice. The other three mares agreed.
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Riley realised the purse was being picked up and tipped upside down. As the purse's contents poured out, Riley held on to the inside of the purse, desperately trying to keep hold.
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Soon, his surroundings flipped back the right way up, and Bits, hygiene products, and chewing gum were unceremoniously dumped onto the tiny stallion.
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As he poked his head out of the pile, he heard the sound of pizza being eaten.
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The purse was zipped up again, and heΒ then felt the purse being placed onto the table.
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"Be right back. Ladies' room," said Anala, and she trotted away.
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After a few seconds, Riley heard one of the mares' voices.
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"You think that Riley pony is lurking around anywhere?"
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"If he is, Sapphire, we'll squish him like a bug."
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"Like with that caterpillar?"
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"Probably."
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Riley listened in horror to the conversation, and didn't realise how fast and heavy his breathing had gotten.
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TBC...
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OCs: Riley β€’ Anala

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Unecessary for what?Β 

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Also you might want to put that inside of a spoiler.

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And it's going to take me a while to read all of that.


NAME:Β  GAMEANGEL147

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AFFILIATION:Β  MANE 9

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GOAL:Β  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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First off, missing the mark by two numbers isn't really messed up.Β  Being off by five because of so many ninjas is.Β 

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Two, the correct number is in the top-right of the post.

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NAME:Β  GAMEANGEL147

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AFFILIATION:Β  MANE 9

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GOAL:Β  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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