Count to a million

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"Your mother is a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries."

"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"

"No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

[Retro*Derpy 3,188]

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hello Derpy

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"How does it... um... how does it work?"

"I know not, my liege."

"Consult the Book of Armaments."

"Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one."

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu..."

"Skip a bit, Brother..."

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

"Amen."

"Amen."

"Right. One... two... five!"

"Three, sir."

"Three!"

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"Who's that then?"

"I dunno, must be a king."

"Why?"

"He hasn't got shit all over him."

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"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King,' you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."

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Wait, why am I still quoting Monty Python?

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dunno

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Man, everypony left. That ain't fun.

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*Blinks*

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*throws pie at Base's face*

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It's quiet... too quiet.

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*Starts 5-hour-long firework

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That's a lot of gunpowder.

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nope, magic

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