Count to a million

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

258242

 

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. 

 

But In the end, it doesn't even matter.

[Deae Rising Shine~ 57,248]

258.243 You had a girlcriend?

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

258243

 

Hey 27!

 

That's pretty terrible Discordly. Why does she dislike Linkin Park BTW, and more importantly, why did she leave you just because of a personal taste in music?

 

It was a joke referencing one of the lyrics of one of their songs. Next time, add a bazinga okay?

Edited March 1, 2015 by Fillypino Pride

[Sonic Shimmer 4,137]

258,245

 

At least you had one. That's more than a lot of us on here can say.

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

258244

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA its just a joke LOL

 

im gay so i would not have a girlfriend and who dont like linkin park

Edited March 1, 2015 by Discordly Chaos

[BastementSparkle 20,334]

258247

 

I get the feeling that was a joke, since "In the End, it doesn't even matter" is the lyrics from a Linkin Park song.

 

 Sorry if I'm wrong.

 

Ninja'd.

Edited March 1, 2015 by BasementPrincesses

[Sonic Shimmer 4,137]

258,248

 

Oh okay. I'm not really familiar with their music.

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

258245

 

Oh wait, it was a joke! I guess I must start listening to Linkin Park then...

[Deae Rising Shine~ 57,248]

258.248 Oh

[Discordly Cutiepie 2,065]

Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 969696969696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the dash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother’s maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9…

 

258249

Edited March 1, 2015 by Discordly Chaos

[Deae Rising Shine~ 57,248]

258.252 XD

[BastementSparkle 20,334]

258253

 

*Throws the phone out the window* They never said what to do for anger issues!

[Deae Rising Shine~ 57,248]

258.254 XD

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

258255

 

*presses zero, since Filly assumes it's for those without mental disorders*

[Intenzifier 1,103]

258256

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

258257

 

Hey Intenz!

 

How's it going?

[Deae Rising Shine~ 57,248]

258.257

[BastementSparkle 20,334]

258259

 

Hiya Intenz!

Edited March 1, 2015 by BasementPrincesses

[Sonic Shimmer 4,137]

258,260

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

258260

 

Hrmm...

[Deae Rising Shine~ 57,248]

258.262

[BastementSparkle 20,334]

258263

[Intenzifier 1,103]

258264

 

Hey Filly and Base

 

I'm pretty good tired though I should go to bed but don't want to yet.

[Kawaii Besu 28,030]

258265

 

Good job sacrificing sleep for CTAM Intenz! :comeatus:

[BastementSparkle 20,334]

258266