Count to a million

[DasCapschen 7,775]

312.031

 

Why does everyone always eat me?

 

I was eaten twice today alone

Edited June 26, 2015 by CAPTNCTAM

[Chaton 3,766]

#312,032

 

*Nomms Cap*

[Deano 1,704]

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Cos you're tasty of course!

 

Finally, I can leave work in 20 minutes. How's the presentation table look?

 

 

*image is gone apparently*

Edited June 26, 2015 by Nectar LibreGrass

[DasCapschen 7,775]

312.033

 

Stahp CH₂-CHCl!!

 

Really Nectar?

*bites arm*

ouch...

 

You still work this late?

Edited June 26, 2015 by CAPTNCTAM

[Deano 1,704]

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Yeah, I do. It's a long day, I know

 

I have a presentation to film and then I can leave.

 

Here is the picture that was supposed to be above. What do you think?

 

[DasCapschen 7,775]

312.036

 

I dunno much about presentation stuff, but it looks alright

[Deano 1,704]

312037

 

Thanks! You can't really see very well on there, but I made some little prize notices in a circle that I stuck to each one. I hope the captain likes them.

[DasCapschen 7,775]

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This captain does xD

 

*not sure if strong wind or hard rain outside*

Edited June 26, 2015 by CAPTNCTAM

[lomk 20,666]

311xxx

 

:3

[DasCapschen 7,775]

312.040

 

Woona is back

[lomk 20,666]

311xxx

 

Gaylord is a hilarious name.

Edited June 26, 2015 by Space Woona

[DasCapschen 7,775]

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it is indeed

just like Sergei sounds like mix from german word sehr(much) and english word gay

[Deano 1,704]

311043

 

The Woona Returns!

 

*sings nonexistent Woona theme*

[lomk 20,666]

311xx

 

Sergei Focker

My little woona

My little woona

Ah ah ah ah

My little woona

I desire eternal nighttime

[DasCapschen 7,775]

312.045

 

A german last name is actually Ficker, which would translate to fucker :X

There is a dentist here that is called Ficker, I kno why I go to a different one

Edited June 26, 2015 by CAPTNCTAM

[Deano 1,704]

312###

 

Well, my English teacher is called Marcus Shrimpy, and that's a pretty funny name

[DasCapschen 7,775]

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Shrimpy xD

 

Funniest name one of my teachers has is Osama Khatib, because a weapon in ArmA 3 is called Katiba... I sometimes actually say that to him xD

Edited June 26, 2015 by CAPTNCTAM

[Deano 1,704]

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Oh, and my old primary school apparently now has a head teacher called Reynold Stimpy, which sounds like the cartoon Ren and Stimpy. Names are so fun when they're ridiculous

We have a supply teacher called Alan Craven and he looks exactly like Alan Carr, and I'm saying identical

Edited June 26, 2015 by Nectar LibreGrass

[DasCapschen 7,775]

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Our teachers maybe don't have funny names, but they are funny!

 

Our math teacher once:

"We are finished for today, you can go when I give the signal"

*starts wiping the blackboard*

"operation yellow deer commences"

*nobody moves for ~20seconds*

*first person notices it and stands up, class follows*

XD

Edited June 26, 2015 by CAPTNCTAM

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don't get me started on teacher behaviour. Look no further than James Sweeney, teacher of French and 80 year old man.

 

The guy does headstands on tables in lesson, sings songs constantly, even sang:

 

"Hitler, has only got one ball!"

"The other, is in the Albert Hall."

"His mother, the dirty bugger."

"Cut it off, when Hitler, was small."

 

Need I go on? And that's an old French teacher singing inappropriate war songs to 13 year olds. He even sometimes gets on his wheeled chair, slides around the classroom and sings the batman theme, except replacing the word Batman at the end with Sweeney man. The guys a nutter

[lomk 20,666]

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A german last name is actually Ficker, which would translate to fucker :X

There is a dentist here that is called Ficker, I kno why I go to a different one

It was a reference to Meet the Fockers lol

[DasCapschen 7,775]

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WTF Nectar xD

 

Edited June 26, 2015 by CAPTNCTAM

[Deano 1,704]

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My reaction to him exactly. Most people just stared at him with dropped jaws

[DasCapschen 7,775]

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but oh yeah, I will never forget school time, we did so many great and stupid things

we destroyed tables, threw fruit at the blackboard, activated the fire alarm...

when we were on class trips, we usually replaced the rooms floor with potato chips, much to the dislike of our teachers

we also shot down a lamp on a class trip once

[Deano 1,704]

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Shot down?