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CTAM after 1 million  

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  1. 1. What should happen after 1 million is reached?

    • Start over at 1
      29
    • Keep counting to infinity (count to the next million(s))
      105
    • Count back down to 1 (then back up)
      52
    • Other (pm or mention if you'd like)
      15


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Hey Rocket

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WOMAN are very safe in Games Workshop, it has been confirmed.

Following reports of sexual harassment in the arts and politics, it was confirmed that no woman had ever been bothered in a branch of the fantasy gaming shop, with staff sometimes struggling even to make eye contact.

 
 
 

28-year-old Nikki Hollis said: “Some lads were making rude comments about my dress so I decided to nip into a Games Workshop. I found myself in a sort of haven from predatory behaviour.

“A nice man with an asymmetrical beard asked me if I was ‘a hobbyist’, although I didn’t initially realise he was talking to me because he was looking at the floor.

“There was another man with purple hair who was eating crisps, and a group of young kids who looked like the cast of Stranger Things but paler. They asked me if I’d like to help paint an orc.

“The only awkward moment came when I asked if they sold  Snakes & Ladders or Ludo. They politely but sternly explained that those sort of games are sold in toy shops.”

Hollis suggested anyone suffering unwanted attention from town centre males could find sanctuary in Games Workshop, and also perhaps comics shop Forbidden Planet.

She said: “It was a heart-warming experience, although I’m not sure what I’m going to do with a figurine of a ‘rat demon’ and a book called The Horus Heresy.”


My awesomeness is only second to my modesty B)

 

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Доброе День Роккет :)

how tf did I get double ninjad?

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„This is intolerable!“

„Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“

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Have you ever tried doing maths in another language? ._.


„I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“

„This is intolerable!“

„Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“

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That was a wild ride. :')

Reminds me of Mr. Bones Wild Ride. 

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Filly, eres un tipo genial?

Whoop, there I go. Inquisiting in Spanish. Didn't expect that. 

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