Count to a million

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Oki, was just saying, I like helping ppl 

[Guest]

402391

 

I'll drop a PM when I get stuck.

 

Actually, hold on, I already have a question.

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Alright ^-^

[Guest]

402393

 

k, Captain-Chan. Teach me your skills.

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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[Guest]

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I can See Plus Plus!

[DasCapschen 7,766]

402396

 

Why do Java developers need glasses?

Because they can't C#

[Guest]

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;

Hide and seek champion since 1958.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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Please could you help me Caps?

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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This^, so much this^

8 Bytes walk into a bar, the bartender asks "Can I get you something?", "Yes", reply the bytes, "make us a double".

 

What you need Dawn?

Edited July 5, 2016 by Das CAPS'chen :3

[Guest]

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LMAO!

 

What is a programmer's favourite place to hang out?

...The Foo Bar! Eyyyy! 

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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hahaha, nice

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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an itch

Nah, not really anything, just warm in Lyon

[DasCapschen 7,766]

402403

 

Oki then

[Guest]

402404

 

LMAO! That was good!

 

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays. >u>

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Omg xD

 

Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” 
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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[Guest]

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LOL! Gotta love dem binary jokes.

 

An SQL query walks into a bar. A little while later, he leaves because he couldn't find a table.

Edited July 5, 2016 by Guest

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says “Can I join you”?

[Guest]

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ROFL!

 

This'll take some thinking, but..

 

[hip, hip] >u>

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Hip, Hip, Array!

<>!*''#^"`$$-!*=@$_%*<>~4&[]../|{,,SYSTEM HALTED

Edited July 5, 2016 by Das CAPS'chen :3

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

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BLEH ^,..,^

 

*bytes your hard drive space*

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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BLEH o,..,o

 

*bites da filleh*

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Hip, Hip, Array!

<>!*''#^"`$$-!*=@$_%*<>~4&[]../|{,,SYSTEM HALTED

I think my brain just halted... <.>