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Hi Iron

How are you today?

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Haii

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Hi Telf

Hi Rocket

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Hey Dawn

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Big void at centre of Pyramid revealed to be a Starbucks

There is a Starbucks at the centre of the Great Pyramid of Egypt.

Scientists made the discovery yesterday, after drones they had deployed returned from the inside of the pyramid with a pumpkin spice latte, a mocha frappe and a danish pastry.

“We’re a bit surprised, but then Starbucks are bloody everywhere,” confirmed Dr Elizabeth King, of the expedition.

“They’ve got the red festive cups in, which is a surprise, you’d expect a more remote outlet like this to lag behind.

“We’re still not quite sure how the coffee has been made…it’s either a robot, a mummy, or the unluckiest barista in the world.”

Unluckiest barista in the world, Simon Williams, said, “please help me.

“I’ve been here making coffee since the reign of Rameses II. Those three items I just sent out represent the busiest period I’ve had in nearly 800 years.

“I don’t know why the aliens that built this thing bothered with a Starbucks. There’s a pop-up Starbucks in the visitor centre anyway.”

Edited November 3, 2017 by Dawnchaser

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Hey Dawnwn!  

Edited November 3, 2017 by Shining Feri

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49 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Hi Iron

How are you today?

I am fine, and you?

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Good thanks. Building new MTG deck, listening to Planet Rock

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Which MTG block?

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Bear tribal for EDH (or Commander if you prefer)

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ah, ok. The only blocks I have are ravnica (my main block) and Amonketh.

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Return to Ravnica? Or the original

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Both, I combined my deck. 

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Feminist: It's really horrible when you think about it. It's a woman having to EARN respect instead of having respect as a person?

Earn respect? You mean like literally everybody else? You don't get respect until you show you are deserving of respect. Grow up. 

I also heard: "I'm $80,000 in debt! I can't keep track of it, and I'm gonna say it right now - I ain't paying that shit off!"

As if you were forced into it. As if you didn't have a choice. 

I can't stand the mentality because feminism is all about pointing the finger. None of them want to take personal responsibility. I'm sorry, boo boo, but life ain't fair  

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Edited November 3, 2017 by Dawnchaser

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POCCNR!

Edited November 3, 2017 by rdluvrd00d44

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