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CTAM after 1 million  

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  1. 1. What should happen after 1 million is reached?

    • Start over at 1
      28
    • Keep counting to infinity (count to the next million(s))
      103
    • Count back down to 1 (then back up)
      52
    • Other (pm or mention if you'd like)
      14


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That reminds me!

 

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Does this work with a guy who clips toenails in TEN. SECONDS. FLAT?

If so, does it come free along with extra (care)free potatoes and Snappsters plushies with it instead? :umad:

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How can it not be responsible for missing important lectures/events if part of the STM is making you miss boring things like that? I am aware of the importance of having time to cut toenails, first-most, and then things like watching brothers eat pie, video games, and the not boring parts of life, but this perplexes me. 

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Yeah, from being a cliched counting game, to, at its peak, a General Chat Thread competitor, and in the end pretty much between the old and new CTAM with few hints of life advice. Not as bad as the cliched counting game we used to see before, but still not as fun as before... :c

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