The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Roughshod 719]

Jailed for breaking international law and launching an unprovoked attack on Roughshodia.

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

For loitering and jaywalking.

Edited June 11, 2017 by Pinkie_Pi

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Jailed for shattering thousands of innocent eardrums in Appleloosa. We've been tracking you down for years.

[Duality 10,740]

Jailed for condoned-by-the-state stalkerish behaviour.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

For waterboarding children.

[Duality 10,740]

Jailed for having purple lightning in the background.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Jailed for being a lightning critic.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Jailed for being unhappy. D:

[Duality 10,740]

Jailed for not being unhappy.

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

In jail for raining on everyone's parade.

[Duality 10,740]

Jailed for having a parade that's only going to be rained on.

[xanman12345678 6]

Jailed for not realizing a spelling mistake.

[Duality 10,740]

Jailed for implying I made a spelling mistake when all the posts I made in the last hour are linguistically perfect.

I CHECKED.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,193]

Jailed for being a single raindrop

[Duality 10,740]

Jailed for assuming I'm a single raindrop when I'm obviously a single teardrop.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Jailed for looking so beautiful, but being so dangerous.

 

  On 2017-06-12 at 5:15 AM, MechaZ&Poniez_4 said:

Jailed for being unhappy. D:

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If people got jailed for being unhappy, then half the world would be locked up. They'd have to reopen Alcatraz.

 

[Duality 10,740]

Jailed for thinking I'm dangerous when in fact you need me to live.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,193]

Jailed for being Dihydrogen Monoxide

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Jailed for not buying me chimichangas everyday.

[Kiri 7,290]

Jailed for not going out to buy yourself chimichangas everyday.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Jailed for not buying salsa for my chimichangas! For that... *places handcuffs on her....unicorn horn?* You're under arrest! >:3

Edited June 13, 2017 by MechaZ&Poniez_4

[Duality 10,740]

Jailed for touching a unicorn's horn without explicit permission from the unicorn in question and a written waiver from the Guild of Horned Thaumaturgists.

[Lenny 249]

  On 2017-06-13 at 3:25 AM, Duality said:

Jailed for touching a unicorn's horn without explicit permission from the unicorn in question and a written waiver from the Guild of Horned Thaumaturgists.

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Being too fake

[Duality 10,740]

Jailed for thinking that's me being fake. I'm always like that.

[Kiri 7,290]

You and @MechaZ&Poniez_4 are jailed for thinking that I am a unicorn! Hmph.   *Dramatic exit*