Smarts 1,622 November 25, 2013 Share November 25, 2013 I'm evil because I love watching people die. Their screams of pure agony and their futile and pathetic attempts at begging for mercy while their lives come to an abrupt end amuses me. Usually, I like it when the torture is slow. It fills their hearts with fear. Making them suffer is fun and a perfect way to cleanse this world of the abominations known as humans. How's that? I can continue further if it isn't enough. 1 IF is best girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyro Zeppeli 120 November 25, 2013 Share November 25, 2013 I'm evil because I love watching people die. Their screams of pure agony and their futile and pathetic attempts at begging for mercy while their lives come to an abrupt end amuses me. Usually, I like it when the torture is slow. It fills their hearts with fear. Making them suffer is fun and a perfect way to cleanse this world of the abominations known as humans. How's that? I can continue further if it isn't enough. Have you ever tried to kill a clone? They scream so loud! Its distracting. 1 [Filler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Standard User 2,127 November 25, 2013 Share November 25, 2013 I've killed thousands of people in cold blood, took over a backwater planet in an insane ploy to "cleanse" it, tortured my daughter, and awakened an ancient monster to destroy all life. Oh, and I said that pretzels suck. Because they do. 1 oOo RIP Forums Writing Centre ;_; oOo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duidamasterXD 9,627 November 25, 2013 Share November 25, 2013 This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyro Zeppeli 120 November 25, 2013 Share November 25, 2013 I've killed thousands of people in cold blood, took over a backwater planet in an insane ploy to "cleanse" it, tortured my daughter, and awakened an ancient monster to destroy all life. Oh, and I said that pretzels suck. Because they do. Hows Butt Stallion doing? Keeping her nice and shiny? [Filler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Standard User 2,127 November 25, 2013 Share November 25, 2013 Hows Butt Stallion doing? Keeping her nice and shiny? I had her chopped up so I could make many jeweled Twicanes. *evil laugh* oOo RIP Forums Writing Centre ;_; oOo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyro Zeppeli 120 November 25, 2013 Share November 25, 2013 I had her chopped up so I could make many jeweled Twicanes. *evil laugh* Oof, thats very evil. Very evil indeed. 1 [Filler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynas 439 November 26, 2013 Author Share November 26, 2013 @, So...a conjurer of 'friends on the other side'? Well done. We are humbled by thy vast knowledge of the darkness. @, Oh please do go on mwahaha I adore your equal taste in such pleasing "shows." @, The most diabolical part of your boastfulness is the distaste in pretzels mwahahaha Welcome! Welcome! @, Hmm...not exactly evil...but acceptable whether you would like it or not mwahahaha! "You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc. Volt 2,561 November 26, 2013 Share November 26, 2013 (edited) today i have made more than 20 hettoliters of Spectra for rainbows.. i am so proud... so is Rainbow Dash.. i love my job at that factory.. would you like to join me? you know.. a rainbow's easy once you get to know it, with the help of the magic of a pegasus device... Edited November 26, 2013 by Doc. Volt 2 Red cross voluntier:""The first to arrive,The last to leave" Proud member of the Code3 Bronies! My OC page, click here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Bright 872 November 27, 2013 Share November 27, 2013 Here are 11 simple rules that are sure to be a game changer. These will stop hero's in their tracks and make your plots sure to work: 11 Rules for being an effective villain: 1. Train your henchmen to actually be effective (teach them to shoot) 2. Avoid timers on doomsday devices (unless it's a decoy) just blow it up 3. If you capture a hero, kill the hero immediately in some manner they can't fake death and be sure to watch the whole thing (like beheading, beheading is quite effective) 4. No giant switches that power/control anything 5. No monologue, EVER. 6. Avoid building hideouts which LOOK like hideouts (no old abandoned warehouses on the waterfront) 7. Avoid mutants and robots as they always have some inexplicable and exploitable weakness 8. No traps that actually trap anyone, make them kill the victim quickly and efficiently (mines are good, slowly closing knife walls are not) 9. Guard all potential entrances and exits. 10. No gaudily fancy or derelict cars, use nondescript well up kept vehicles that are NOT black or dark colors (silver minivans work very well) 11. No female assistants. They will eventually fall for the hero and turn on you. 3 Here is my ponysona Lee! An interesting character, by all accounts. The split minded adventurer David Pocket is here with Poe to keep him company. (Both in need of very heavy editing :/ ) Also, here's my: Johari Window, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynas 439 November 27, 2013 Author Share November 27, 2013 @, Of course these are all what we villains must strive for!...though, sometimes rules must be broken mwahahahaha I adore monologing. Welcome sir! "You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Bright 872 November 27, 2013 Share November 27, 2013 Thank you! It is my pleasure to be here! By the way, does anyone here, perchance have a freeze ray? Not an ice beam, but something that works on time? I was looking for a Doctor Horrible. I was told he had one. @@EpicApplejack Here is my ponysona Lee! An interesting character, by all accounts. The split minded adventurer David Pocket is here with Poe to keep him company. (Both in need of very heavy editing :/ ) Also, here's my: Johari Window, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,272 November 28, 2013 Share November 28, 2013 I am the wielder of the evil Twilight Sparkle scepter. That is all that needs to be said about how evil I am. 6 Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoopHoof 137 November 30, 2013 Share November 30, 2013 How evil am I? I wrote twilight and made Justin Bieber famous 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomariFeyWright 776 December 8, 2013 Share December 8, 2013 Evil, hm? Well, then. 1 Awesome signature made by Tromino. My OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/pitch-light-r4599 Want to join a romantic crossover RP to celebrate the Month of Love?: http://mlpforums.com/topic/86811-the-multiversal-matchmaking-corner-romance/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynas 439 December 8, 2013 Author Share December 8, 2013 @@SomariFeyWright, Stop flattering us!...though, we do like it...I suppose you may continue 1 "You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Bird 421 December 10, 2013 Share December 10, 2013 I'm an Internet meme. You can't say there isn't evil in that. 2 Check out my youtube channel and my soundcloud too! https://soundcloud.com/sonic_force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Bright 872 December 16, 2013 Share December 16, 2013 True XD Here is my ponysona Lee! An interesting character, by all accounts. The split minded adventurer David Pocket is here with Poe to keep him company. (Both in need of very heavy editing :/ ) Also, here's my: Johari Window, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynas 439 December 17, 2013 Author Share December 17, 2013 @, Mwahaha Spread the memes fellow villans! We must corrupt the minds of the careless! "You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Bright 872 December 17, 2013 Share December 17, 2013 Well, we've done to well. The Yolocaust has begun. Everyone is swag-swagering and trying to be a hipster. Proper society has been annihilated. Good job fellow villains! Now, to destroy the actual planet...or rule it...doesn't matter to me. 1 Here is my ponysona Lee! An interesting character, by all accounts. The split minded adventurer David Pocket is here with Poe to keep him company. (Both in need of very heavy editing :/ ) Also, here's my: Johari Window, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynas 439 December 17, 2013 Author Share December 17, 2013 @, hahaha let us plunder it. So much to be tasted XD 1 "You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I've come to believe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Bird 421 December 17, 2013 Share December 17, 2013 Well, we've done to well. The Yolocaust has begun. Everyone is swag-swagering and trying to be a hipster. Proper society has been annihilated. Good job fellow villains! Now, to destroy the actual planet...or rule it...doesn't matter to me. Swag and yolo? You're a bit too evil to be in this thread. 2 Check out my youtube channel and my soundcloud too! https://soundcloud.com/sonic_force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Bright 872 December 18, 2013 Share December 18, 2013 Maybe...XD 1 Here is my ponysona Lee! An interesting character, by all accounts. The split minded adventurer David Pocket is here with Poe to keep him company. (Both in need of very heavy editing :/ ) Also, here's my: Johari Window, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Dragon 264 December 18, 2013 Share December 18, 2013 I'm evil because I'll laugh at someone's head getting chopped off and flying at the screen. (I really did do that at a movie theatre recently.) 2 http://youtube.com/user/AuroraKnuxhttp://visigoth101.deviantart.comhttp://auroraknux.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Bird 421 December 18, 2013 Share December 18, 2013 I've got an idea. Everyone in this thread should change their name to ~evil insertnamehere~ why not? 1 Check out my youtube channel and my soundcloud too! https://soundcloud.com/sonic_force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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