Funny and embarrassing stuff from your past

[Derpaholic 1,155]

So, I was plowing through my numerous old journals and lyric books, and came across this:

(My handwriting is horrendous, I know.)

This is one of the many letters we sent to independent record labels with one of my former bands, years ago. 
Looking at it now, in hindsight... yeah, that looks pretty damn desperate.

Do you have any shameful junk from the past that you now wish never existed in the first place?

Edited December 2, 2013 by Bron-Yr-Aur

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Oh...my...god...

 

I had a really hot teach in 8th grade. One day I kept staring at her...and I got *excited *

 

I was a pudgy kid back then. Just to help with mental imagery.

 

Anyway, so like, I had to move it to the side, and I was moving around to do so.

 

Teacher asked me what I was doing. I was sweating almost, I was so scared. I was like, "...N-nothing..." (She was one of those hot, but strict teachers.)

 

She asked what I had in my pocket (She thought I was texting someone) and I said nothing.

 

Anyway, she wanted me to bring it to her desk.

 

I got up, and walked to the class, sporting a full on *excitement* and gave her my phone (that I wasn't even using)

 

I heard about it for the rest of the year. Gahh. It was the last two months of school, though, and it seemed to drown out in high school.

 

I don't go to that school no more, thank god Most embarrassing moment of my life.

Edited December 2, 2013 by ~Sadistic ghostfk39~

[Champion RD92 8,658]

I had a really hot teach in 8th grade.

 

Lol I had a really hot teacher in 8th grade too, and one time, she caught me looking at her chest, and it was sooo awkward xDDD

 

That was pretty embarrassing lol.

[DokiLoki 519]

Definitely the time when me and the rest of the School Spec group were sitting down in the city to eat our lunch and while I was eating down enjoying my meal a cockatoo which happened to be above me pooped on my shirt and my bag. I was just sitting there unconscious on what was that wet mark on me until my friend said that was bird dung.

[Sabrinie 392]

I think my most embarrassing moment was when I was younger. I used to do ballet, and my leotard was a little too tight on me, but I couldn't really afford a new one so it would have to do. I was stretching on the bar with one leg up and the entire back of my leotard ripped including the butt. Since everyone was little, they all made fun of me for the rest of the year. I don't get embarrassed often, so I think that was the most recent thing to embarrass me and that was about 13 years ago...wow I feel old...

[MLPForums Phanact 1,374]

Awkward moment as of this year for me...

 

I have a really hot psychology teacher and I was talking to a friend whilst waiting for his lesson about how I kind of have a crush on him and she was saying he was hot. As we were giggling away together he walked past just as we both exclaimed we 'fancied' him quite a bit...

I have this guy teaching me for the next two years and now he knows I have a crush on him. -_-

 

The same thing happened 2 years ago with my maths teacher as well XD

 

#2Embarassing4Me

Edited December 2, 2013 by Ess*

[Tazpy 7]

When I was in Kindergarten one day, I went to the bathroom. When I got to the urinal, I realized that I couldn't unbutton my pants, so I just peed on myself, thinking nobody would notice somehow. At that time, I never had thought of just pulling down my zipper and peeing. Anyways, everyone noticed and I had to call my mom to get a change of pants.

 

I don't remember getting teased or anything for it.

 

Oh, and my first post ever on Facebook was me saying that all I want for Christmas is a girlfriend. Super pathetic. I deleted it right away.

Edited December 2, 2013 by Tazpy

[Smarts 1,622]

I found an old love letter that I wrote back in middle school to a girl that made my heart flutter. I quickly lit the note on fire and pretended that I never saw it. Best to forget about the past, it holds nothing good and remembering it is bad.

[noodlepup3 31]

10 years ago me and my best friend done a dare at doing a roally poly down a hill. We did not think much of it and we did it. I went first. I rolled down it but it was scary and the most terrifying thing I had ever done! (I don't remember why it was so scary. It just was for some reason.) My friend then done a rolley poly down the hill. He was also terrified and was crying. We was there both crying for our mommy's and we was both sent home. The next day there was a new playground rule. It was "No doing rolley polys down the hill". A few weeks ago me and my friend had a dare to do it again. We was terrified. I went first and then I laughed. It was actually really fun! My friend done it after A LOT of encouragement and we was both laughing.

Edited December 2, 2013 by noodlepup3