When I was in Kindergarten one day, I went to the bathroom. When I got to the urinal, I realized that I couldn't unbutton my pants, so I just peed on myself, thinking nobody would notice somehow. At that time, I never had thought of just pulling down my zipper and peeing. Anyways, everyone noticed and I had to call my mom to get a change of pants.
I don't remember getting teased or anything for it.
Oh, and my first post ever on Facebook was me saying that all I want for Christmas is a girlfriend. Super pathetic. I deleted it right away.