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Whoa, dude *tokes doobie*, that's like extra deep, brah. I looked at what you said and I was like totally "Whoa, dude, like I know exactly what is going down in the hood, brah."

 

So, I like totally dig what you are like totally saying and I just have this to add.

You know, it would be awfully difficult for the main six to gain their popularity with the hardworking men and women of the oil rigs. Oil rigging and lumberjacking are where the mass numbers of this world's population come together and meet with a proper and rather firm handshake.

How would we talk these great people into taking on something as large as the main six into their concepts of fame? It would be rather difficult, right? Exactly. So what we have to do is mass produce the main six in more ways than just on the show and with toys, we have to go deeper, you know like on the backs of maple syrup and milk cartons, you know, where the money is.

 

So, now that we have that properly established, I can now say with more of a assurance that the main six will have their shot at fame if we can get them noticed with the oil riggers and lumberjacks. Especially the lumberjacks. The lumberjacks are where the main six's shot at true fame and glory are.

 

If we can please the lumberjacks and give them a reason to notice the main six, they could effect the whole swing of things into a wicked line of events to overcome the general stereotype. Now wouldn't that be the way to go? Exactly.

 

So where does that leave us? Simple. What could cause such a stereotype to be inflicted on cartoon ponies? Easy question my friend. Easy. The answer is rather simple and involves nothing more than plain and simple racism. That's right. Everyone be racist up in dis shit, dawg. A homie can't be black these days without getting all sorta screwed over.

 

Same is applying to the main six, the reason why people think more of them than what they should is the same reason the lumberjacks have to be chopping down trees all day. You think they wanna chop down more than they have to? Hell naw, bitch. They just wanna be choppin' what they gotta chop. But people be like "Yo dawg, you be extra good at choppin' wood and you should really take a swing at that tree with your wicked sharp axe, brah!" 

So, they have no choice. They fall into the grand scheme of being taken advantage of, just like the main six.

 

You know, people ask me all the time. They are like "Dude, like, what if the main six were as popular as lumberjacks?" and I always reply with the same answer: "They are, dude."

The main six stand in the same exact position as the mighty wood choppin' lumberjack. Except they don't guzzle down maple syrup like monstrous doobie tokin' panda bears.

 

So to answer your question in a nutshell: Seven.

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