open The Ponyville Tavern

[Anon In Equestria 57]

At that moment in time a rip in the space time continuum opened and also connor pulled a me gusta face as well.

 

"Sooooo shammy you could not have maybe told me that you were a fillyfooler when I started flirting with you no ok then Fuck mo shaol oh wait thats great you can be my wingman awww yeah brohoof me shammy"

[arkman575 312]

Seeing Rune was out cold, Seth spoke to himself.

"This is getting better by the second! Connor, you are getting nowhere even quicker, if not backwards."

 

Realizing he was speaking to himself, Seth looked to the floor.

"Wow, ein einsamer als der betrunkene und das lesbische Barkeeper. Dies ist ein trauriger Tag für Wölfe.

" He muttered in wolven. He sighed and returned to cleaning glasses.

Edited January 7, 2014 by arkman575

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

Stardust woke up at the bar an hour or two later. "Huh, Funny" he scoffed "I can't even remember dozing off" He gazed over at the half drunk bottle of Applejack Daniels. "Yeah, that'll do it" He chuckled before looking around trying to figure out where he was.

[arkman575 312]

@Subsonic Rainboom

 

Seeing the movement, Seth tapped the counter in front of Stardust.

 

"I see your finally up. I was nearly going to throw you out." Seth said before gesturing to the pair. "The colt over there is trying to hit on the irish mare there. Funny thing, she's actually a fillyfooler. I have been listening on them for a while."

[Anon In Equestria 57]

Connor turned to eclipse and sighed.

 

"Sie ist eine Lesbe Wolf und sie hat mir nie gesagt, bis jetzt ist es ein trauriger Tag für mich und du bist mein Freund wolfen ein trauriger Tag in der Tat Sonnenfinsternis bringt mir etwas Absinth bitte für die Schmerzen ist, viel"

[arkman575 312]

Hearing the statement from Connor, he spit out his drink he took.

 

"Was? Wie zum Teufel haben Sie Wolven wissen?" Seth questioned in shock? "Well, it was ok for a pony. But still?"

 

Noticing the discarded beer on the counter, he quickly cleaned it up. He placed his beer on the counter, feeling he probably had more than enough for tonight.

 

[Anon In Equestria 57]

Connor laid his head on the bar and sighed.

 

"Nun, wenn Sie sich etwa so viel wie ich, und Ihnen so besoffen wie ich Sie am Ende lernen Verrücktes Zeug auch ein paar meiner Ex-Freundinnen wurden wolfen Ich habe sogar einen Drachen veraltet, aber das ist eine Geschichte Für ein weiteres Mal meine gute Wolf jetzt Absinth bitte mein Gehirn muss zahlen"

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

@arkman575

 

Stardust looked over too the pair and chuckles. "Yeah, good luck to him then" I look back at you. "Sorry for dozing off before, I appreciate you not kicking me out. Guess I really worked hard tonight" I take another sip of the liquor infront of me. "You don't happen to sell slabs do you?" I ask. 

[Gloomfury 243]

@,

Shamrock sighs. "Look, Connor. You're a nice guy. But I'm not gonna be your wingman." She stands and picks up her glass." ANd thanks for the tab." She heads to the end of the bar and takes a seat. This has happen to her a few times. Guy starts hitting on her she says she likes mares. And then they think her as one of the guys. But at least she got a free tab. She takes another drink.

[arkman575 312]

@lonewolf1735

Seth was getting more confused and worried by the second. 'maybe drinking would help' He picked up his bottle and drank the rest down.

"You know what, I'll just take your word for it... If you need anything or just want to talk, I'm always here". Seth said, walking over to one of the nut bowls.

 

@Subsonic Rainboom

"About the slabs, If I knew what they were, I would probably sell them." The wolf told the DJ. Grabbing the bowl, he walked over to the far end of the booth.

 

@Gloomfury

 

"Anything I can get you other than nuts?" Seth asked, polishing yet another glass. 'man, how many glasses do I have?" He thought.

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

@arkman575

 

Stardust gives you a strange look. "Slabs...Crates full of cans of alchohol, do you sell them?" Stardust asked "Being a bartender I'd think you should know these things" Stardust chuckled, throwing the last part of as a joke. He takes another sip from his drink as he waits for a response.

[arkman575 312]

Hearing the meaning of the word, Seth chuckled. He turned to the DJ.

 

"I know what you are referring to, it's that I didn't know they were called 'slabs'. Equish isn't my first language. Wolven is my native tung. For the craters, give me an offer. I usually don't sell them here too often."

[BlinkZ 1,151]

After a hard days work at carving Gold Rush decides to take a trip to the local bar.  While he doesn't plan to drink he hopes that at least he will get some good conversation.  As he enters he stops too look around.  The Place seems busy tonight which makes him happy.  He slowly walks up to the counter and asks "I know this may seem like an odd question for a bar but you got anything non alcoholic

[arkman575 312]

Hearing the request, Seth laughed. 'Finally, a pony who wants to wake up without a migraine in the morning.'

 

"It's the first request for a non- alcoholic drink, but I'm more than happy to oblige. What will it be?" He said, tossing a few ice cubes into a glass he was polishing.

[BlinkZ 1,151]

Gold adjusts his hat as he  looks up at the menu's over head and replied "Got any good root beer, I try to stay away from caffeine at this time of night" As he does he pulls out a pocket watch to check the time. He sees it not really that late at night but doesn't really care.

[arkman575 312]

Seth gave the pony a small smirk before walking into his privet room. When he returned, he had a glass bottle in his mouth. Popping the cap off, the wolf pored the brown liquid into the awaiting cup. As he slid the glass over to the customer, Seth spoke.

 

"This is ten year old Wolven root beer. I got a pack of the stuff in the back. Truth be told, I didn't drink until I was given the bar. That's why I have this metrical." Seth said, waving the glass bottle. "Enjoy the best drink conceived by Wolven paws."

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

"Err...Depends, how many's there in each crate?" Stardust asked, an inquisitive look on his face. "I don't wanna be paying a heap of bits only to find you're giving me 12 cans or something" I laugh trying not to sound rude. I take another mouthful of the liquor I had purchased earlier. I look down at the bottle. "shit, I don't think its healthy to drink this much whiskey, ah well...I'll live"

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

After a long day of, wherever she goes during the day, Ambiance decided she needed to tell somepony about her day, or her week, or even her most recent twenty seconds. She looked around.

"Why is everything closed this late at night?" She said out loud, noticing a faint glow in the distance. Her eyes opened wide as she looked at the tavern, and walked in.

"It can be fun to tell stuff to drunk ponies!" She thought.

She turned to the bartender and asked.

"Can I have a cup full of sugar, with hotsauce squirted inside?" She stared intently with anticipation.

 

She then asked for a cup of water. When no response came, she began to cry.

Edited January 7, 2014 by KingPrisman

[arkman575 312]

Seth checked a list from under the bar.

 

"Ok, the best I can offer you is a few crates of fifty a pop. I don't usually stock up on canned beer, so that the best you got. If you want, I can have it by the loading dock later tonight." He said, looking over the list again.

 

Hearing the new visitor's request, Seth's ears perked. He walked over to the mare, sitting on his stool.

"Did you say 'sugar with hot sauce'?"

[Gloomfury 243]

@,

Shamrock watch the strange mare ask for the sugar and hot sauce. She never herd anyone ask for that before. But then she burst into sears and she felt really bad for her. She could never stand watching a pretty mare cry. So she got up and went after her. "Whoa, whoa, darling. Are you alright?"

[RaptorJaysus 178]

Thunder overhears the white stallion about the crates. "Woah. What are you planning on doing with fifty cans? Jeez, you'd need some help to get through that. Hey, I have an idea!" He turned so his body faced the stallion. "How about let's make a game out of this? Sound fun?"

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

@Gloomfury,

"No.." She sighed, "I talk way too fast. I guess sometimes other ponies don't hear me. But, I guessI'll be okay."

She was once again silent. She looked at Seth in releaf, knowing that somepony had listened to her request.

She held her hoof to Shamrock, gesturing that she would only be a moment.

@arkman575,

"Why yes I did!" She smiled as she spoke. "I did ask for that, it's my favourite snack! I've been eating it since I was a filly!" She had obviouisly not noticed the confusion she had caused.

@Gloomfury,

She smiled at the pony next to her, and blushed, the last of her tears still dry on her smiling face."I'm okay, I guess..."

[Vinyl Scratch. 604]

"Well...I was thinking about stocking up for the next few weeks but a drinking game sounds fun" he finished off the last of his drink before hollering the bartender back over "Hey, How soon do you reckon I can pick up those crates?" I ask Turning back to the stallion "what sort of thing did you have in mind?"

[Gloomfury 243]

@,

 Shamrock gives a warm smile and rubs her back soothingly to calm her down. "It's alright. Everyone has hard days sometimes. So there no reason to turn scarlet." She digs into her bag and pulls out some tissues and wipes some of her tears away. "So what's your name? I'm Shamrock, but you can call me Shammy." She says with the same smile.

 

 

((And to those who want to know how to mention. You highlight any word on the someone you want to mention post and a little box pops up. Then click the one marked [Mention].))

[Unicorn Coffee 204]

@@Gloomfury,

"I'm Ambiance." She smiled at her new friend, scratching her back. Her voice was very quiet. "But, my mom called me Ami. I guess you could call me that, if you want to, Shammy..."

She was silent for a few moments, before she spoke up again. Her voice was a little higher than before. She was starting to calm down.

"You probably think I'm really wierd..."