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[Acchan 232]

This story isn't quite finished yet (I wrote it too soon after Blank Flank) but... yeah. ... Meep.

 

Chapter 1- The Fun Has Been Doubled!

Night has been brought upon Equestria, stars shining in the navy blue sky. Luna arranged herself on her throne, playing with a rubber duck. Her azure mane flowed, the stars arranged in constellations. Surrounding her, the Night Guard stood watch over their princess, allowing themselves the occasional smile as Luna played with her favorite toy.

"And... ACTION!"

"And now it's time for Silly Songs with Luna- the part of the show where Luna comes out and sings us a silly song. Today we join Luna in her throne room for The Fun Has Been Doubled!"

Music began to play as another rubber duck appeared. Luna grabbed it and squeezed it.

"Huzzah! The fun has been doubled!!"

The fun has been doubled

The fun has been doubled

The fun (8x)

The fun

Fun Fun

Has been doubled

Luna held up both rubber ducks as the song ended

"And we're clear! Nice job!"

"We are satisfied."

Luna sailed down, holding both ducks in her hooves.

"Also, We shall be keeping these ducks. They entertain Us. Do any of thee find issue in Us doing this?"

"Nope... you're the princess. We do what you want."

"Indeed... well We wish to be alone now. Thou art dismissed."

"LUNA...!!!"

"Oh! Celestia what bringeth you to Us at this time of night?"

Celestia facehooved as she saw the ducks. She walked up to Luna, the recording team evacuating the throne room, not interested in getting involved in another Celestia/ Luna battle. Even the Night Guard, usually fearless, took a few steps back when they saw the look in Celestia's eyes.

"Did you just sing another silly song?"

"Yes. Yes We did."

"What have I said about those silly songs?!?"

"That thou enjoy them."

"No- that isn't what I said! I told you that they're too silly for a princess to be singing!"

"We must disagree. These songs contain the perfect amount of silliness for Us to be singing."

Celestia shook her head and smiled wistfully at her younger sister.

"Next week We shall be singing about the Elements of Harmony!! The song shall be called 'Where Have All the Elements Gone?'!"

"... Can't wait, Luna."

"Then perchance thou would like Us to sing a preview for thee?"

"No! I mean... No thanks, Luna."

Luna gave Celestia a glare, which Celestia returned with a sheepish grin.

"Suit thyself."

"I will."

Luna gave Celestia a small scowl.

"We wish to sing Our song."

"Not while I'm here"

"Then thou may leave Us"

"I don't feel like it. I actually think I'm going to stay with you here."

"Dost thou not have to raise the sun later?"

"The sun can wait, Luna."

"Then the night... shall last slightly longer than usual!"

"Whatever you say."

Luna settled down with her ducks, making them quack at each other. Celestia made another duck appear and held it in front of Luna's face.

"Quack!"

"Is this... yes... OURS!!"

Luna snatched the duck from Celestia's hooves and squeezed it magically. She giggled and held it over her.

"The perfect duck... It belongs to Us! Huzzah!!"

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Where Have All The Elements Gone?

Silly Songs with Luna is brought to you by the Night.

"And now it's time for Silly Songs with Luna- the part of the show where Luna comes out and sings a Silly Song. We find Luna in her room, reading a scroll. It is an archive scroll about Discord's attack on Ponyville. Luna looks up from the scroll and begins to sing."

Where have all the Elements gone?

What happened to our Harmony?

Twilight has lost the Magic

And Rarity Generosity

Where have all the Elements gone?

We blame you, Discord!

Now Equestria's very doomed

Unless the Magic of Friendship can save us

Luna continued to sing a song about the Elements of Harmony, lifting a hoof dramatically. As she finished the song, she lifted both front hooves and shook them in the air.

"This has been Silly Songs with Luna. Tune in next week for 'The Song of The Moon'."

"And we are CLEAR!"

Luna sat down again, relaxing after a rather silly Silly Song. She giggled, remembering next week's song.

"So what is this about "The Song of the Moon?"

"The song writer thought that it would suit you well."

"It seems... hilarious."

"I'm glad you feel that way, Princess Luna. These are silly songs, after all. If the Princess of the Night finds them hilarious, well then we're doing our job aren't we?"

"Indeed."

 

A few days later, Scootaloo, Princess Twilight Sparkle, and Apple Bloom answered Princess Luna's summons and gathered at the entrance of the Canterlot Castle.

"Are y'all sure we're supposed to meet Princess Luna today?"

"Yeah... Were we really supposed to meet Princess Luna today, Twilight?"

"Of course, girls. She sent me a summons and asked me to bring two fillies, so I thought you two would like to come along."

At that moment, Luna came out yawning. Her normally flowing hair was very frizzy and poofy, and Luna was wearing light blue pajamas with a moon pattern.

"Curse these radio show people... Oh! You made it... come in."

Twilight and Scootaloo entered, Apple Bloom hesitating momentarily.

"Um... Were you sleeping, Princess Luna?"

"No."

"... Oh. Okay."

Apple Bloom rushed in behind Twilight and Scootaloo, following Luna to an observatory. Once the four of them enter, the eyes of both fillies widened to rival the size of the moon they were about to sing about.

"Wow... it's so..."

"Gigantic!!"

"Yeah... that."

Ponies buzzed around them, getting equipment prepared for the radio show.

"Princess Luna, let's get started!"

"Indeed."

Twilight, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom had practiced the few words to the song that they were singing all they way here, so once the music started, they assumed their positions.

The moon

The moon

The moon

The moon

The moon (Moon 26x)

Luna goes to rise the moon

And her mane is very blue

Blue moon moon (6x)

Blue moon

Suddenly, Celestia burst through the doors, her eyes red and  her hair poofy. She stifled a large yawn before shouting.

"LUNA!!!!!!"

"Good evening, sister. We are recording a new song- would you like to join us?"

"No!! Stop! Being! So! SILLY!"

Luna gasped.

"You dare challenge my silliness?!? You have declared war with this statement, Celestia!!"

To be continued...