Harmonic Revelations 8,837 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 (edited) Note: This was thought through thoroughly. I am a major scientist that has, in the past, created such marvels as the Microwave and Pineapples. Two inventions that modern society could not exist without (According to my sources), but my coffers were starting to run a bit empty and I needed something new to mass produce by stamping out of plastic and/or lead paint in China for three cents a unit. I had some trouble breathing last night so I decided to make atoms of Oxygen since I make science all day like it ain't no thing, often for my cohorts and my step ladder (Who I love very much) and I wanted to see if it could sustain life on the planet Earth. Anyway here is my diagnostics of this Oxygen, crunk fo shizzle. It is sharp (Thus the Oxy part) It's flammable It helps me not die In the end it is very bad and I'm going to stick with methane, lead, and wishful thinking to keep me from suffocating from now on. I wish my sun was still warm though. I will accept my Nobel Prize now. Discuss this wonderful discovery. Edited January 26, 2014 by Harmonic Revelations 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDiscord 289 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 I discovered chocolate rain...also anti-gravity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtore 2,770 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 (edited) Oxygen you say? Is there some way to make it not flammable? The part about it helping you live longer surely demands further research. Edited January 26, 2014 by Celtore 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppleGearRising 526 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 If I combine my Hydrogen with your Oxygen we could rule the world!!! MWAHAHAHA! 2 Avatar courtesy of @Unicorn Coffee ~My very special somepony~ <3 "Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 January 26, 2014 Author Share January 26, 2014 I discovered chocolate rain...also anti-gravity. I like Dis Cord. Oxygen you say? Is there some way to make it not flammable? The part about it helping you live longer surely demands further research. We're unsure if spontaneously bursting into flame is what's causing the extended life, we shall continue our research with field tests. If I combine my Hydrogen with your Oxygen we could rule the world!!! MWAHAHAHA! Deal. I wonder if this is how peanut butter and jelly were first combined. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek0zoid 1,468 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 Combine hydrogen twice with the oxygen and you could save the world. Signature made by: Rainbow Skywalker My little YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/GeekySteven (Game (Mostly) and Pony Reviews) (Yes, I'm actually active) My Johari Window thingymabob :http://kevan.org/johari?name=StevenEarthPony ASK ME A QUESTION OR TWO!:http://mlpforums.com/topic/85648-ask-steven-anything-you-want-he-loves-answering-your-questions/#entry2228380 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDiscord 289 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 I like Dis Cord. We're unsure if spontaneously bursting into flame is what's causing the extended life, we shall continue our research with field tests. Deal. I wonder if this is how peanut butter and jelly were first combined. I like it to; very chaotic. Muhahahahahaha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,994 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 Here comes the science! Since the human body is mostly made of oxygen, are you trying to state that you invented yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,692 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 What an achievement, now combine it with hydrogen. Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planty 1,053 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 And then you get water ! The most important thing on earth ! Have ANY questions about Christianity? INBOX ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppleGearRising 526 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 Combine your Oxygen with Carbon though and we're all dead O_O... Avatar courtesy of @Unicorn Coffee ~My very special somepony~ <3 "Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onylex 2,837 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 So you're not only an amazing artist but, a science major too!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson 58 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 That's why every time we breathe, we have to pay Harmonic Revelations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMarkz0ne 962 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 (edited) Ok this was just rude. You just talked down to people like they didn't know common sense. Hey I'm some simple country folk. I found out protein cannot exist without carbon. Also I discovered that amino acids need a ribosome to make Protein. I feel like such an idiot. Care to tell me how hydrogen and oxygen make H2O? Because I just got off the short bus and can't wait to find out. Hey you know humans have 46 chromosomes in their body? You know you get 23 from your dad and 23 from your mom? You know that it takes 9 months for a baby to develop usually? You know without oxygen a fire cannot last long enough? You know cesium is a radioactive isotope? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQMXqmjEjhE For the H bomb crowd Edited January 26, 2014 by TheMarkz0ne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Bomb 121 January 26, 2014 Share January 26, 2014 (edited) congratulations, you have discovered the element that single handedly kills more people than anything else combined also, TheMarkz0ne, this is for you Edited January 26, 2014 by Fire Bomb 1 I'm a bomb. . . made of fire. So I bomb things. . . with fire. . . and do nothing else NOTHING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohbdy 4,108 January 27, 2014 Share January 27, 2014 Cool. Now I can breathe rocket fuel. Anyway, your thread is better suited for the Forum Lounge, so I'll be putting it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 January 29, 2014 Author Share January 29, 2014 Cool. Now I can breathe rocket fuel. Anyway, your thread is better suited for the Forum Lounge, so I'll be putting it there. This is clearly the SCIENCE lounge now. congratulations, you have discovered the element that single handedly kills more people than anything else combined The element of surprise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubWolf 18,604 January 30, 2014 Share January 30, 2014 Oxygen gas? Wimp, I like to breathe in chlorine gas and exhale...something else. It helps me not die This! Still, I hope you will make future discoveries that could benefit pony kind. Sig by Wolf, Handwriting by SparklingSwirls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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