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[Totally Ducklett 181]

@, "Yeah, not the best job in the world but never boring. Everclear is arguably the strongest drink in the world. 95 percent alcohol, no taste, no smell, and no color." He cracked open a few pistachios and popped them into his mouth. "Not sure what you're referring to by, radical pegasus, but I guarantee you won't be feeling the ground afterwards." He slid both shot glasses across to Midnight. "Now I'd like it very much for you to undo those spells of yours because we're going to play a little game."

"Alright, alright." Midnight undid his spells. "What I mean by radical Pegasus drinks is that the pegasi tend to have the most alcoholic drinks. You won't find something with 95 percent alcohol content made by a unicorn, I can tell you that. Now, why do I have... both shots?"

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor leaned back against a post, amused by the bickering.

"I've seen some pretty 'magical' unicorn drinks," she said, chuckling at her own pun. "But I'm not prejudiced 'cause I can shapeshift to both." Realizing what she just said, she tried to explain. "Not a changeling, just can turn from peg to Uni. I'm horrible at using my horn though." She then laughed, remembering her previous failures with it.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Technicolor leaned back against a post, amused by the bickering.

"I've seen some pretty 'magical' unicorn drinks," she said, chuckling at her own pun. "But I'm not prejudiced 'cause I can shapeshift to both." Realizing what she just said, she tried to explain. "Not a changeling, just can turn from peg to Uni. I'm horrible at using my horn though." She then laughed, remembering her previous failures with it.

Midnight looked over at Technicolor. "Wow, that's a lot of neon green..." He smiled. "Well, yes, there are some magical unicorn drinks. Like, literally. The unicorns sometimes use magic to 'enhance' their drinks. But, as a race, we're not too big on drinking. And shapeshifting, huh? I've been practicing disguising magic, you know, it could come in handy sometime."

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Midnight looked over at Technicolor. "Wow, that's a lot of neon green..." He smiled. "Well, yes, there are some magical unicorn drinks. Like, literally. The unicorns sometimes use magic to 'enhance' their drinks. But, as a race, we're not too big on drinking. And shapeshifting, huh? I've been practicing disguising magic, you know, it could come in handy sometime."

Technicolor laughed at the neon green comment. "That's what they all say. And I've never heard of enhancing drinks like that! Interesting... And you bet shapeshifting comes in handy. That and changing colors- man, I can get in all kinds of places." She laughed. "One time I went to a unicorn meet and visited cloudsdale in the same day!"

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Technicolor laughed at the neon green comment. "That's what they all say. And I've never heard of enhancing drinks like that! Interesting... And you bet shapeshifting comes in handy. That and changing colors- man, I can get in all kinds of places." She laughed. "One time I went to a unicorn meet and visited cloudsdale in the same day!"

"Wow! I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Midnight Comet, an astronomer in Manehattan. You are..." Midnight said, thinking about all the interesting things he could do with shapeshifting. "Have you ever done anything... 'sneaky' with that skill?" Midnight asked with curiosity.

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

"Wow! I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Midnight Comet, an astronomer in Manehattan. You are..." Midnight said, thinking about all the interesting things he could do with shapeshifting. "Have you ever done anything... 'sneaky' with that skill?" Midnight asked with curiosity.

"I'm Technicolor, a Arial performer. I sometimes collaborate with the wonderbolts. You can call me Techni or TC. And sneaky? You bet. What else is it for?" She laughed. "I can't change into other ponies, but with a quick change of color and removing wings and adding a horn, you've got a great disguise. And, you can be an Alicorn so other ponies think you're royal. I dressed up as a princess once...." She burst into laughter. "Let's just say I eat free at the deli down the road."

[SharpWit 2,670]

@, @@Technicolor_Pony, SharpWit let them talk for a moment before interrupting. "Well if we didn't make drinks with high alcohol content then we couldn't get drunk so easily since most pegasi drink more, the majority of us have built up more of a resistance than you earthbound ponies. You have two shots since that will be the fastest way to get you off your feet. Now drink them" 

[Totally Ducklett 181]

@, @@Technicolor_Pony, SharpWit let them talk for a moment before interrupting. "Well if we didn't make drinks with high alcohol content then we couldn't get drunk so easily since most pegasi drink more, the majority of us have built up more of a resistance than you earthbound ponies. You have two shots since that will be the fastest way to get you off your feet. Now drink them"

 

 

"I'm Technicolor, a Arial performer. I sometimes collaborate with the wonderbolts. You can call me Techni or TC. And sneaky? You bet. What else is it for?" She laughed. "I can't change into other ponies, but with a quick change of color and removing wings and adding a horn, you've got a great disguise. And, you can be an Alicorn so other ponies think you're royal. I dressed up as a princess once...." She burst into laughter. "Let's just say I eat free at the deli down the road."

"Pleasure to meet you! Get me some free food next time, okay?" He smiled. "Now, wish me luck..." Midnight said, looking down at the two shots. The drink smelled, looked, and FELT alcoholic. VERY alcoholic. Instead of doing what a usual unicorn would do, slowly sipping down the shots, he quickly used his magic to levitate both shots into his mouth. He swallowed them down and closed his eyes, cringing.

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor nodded. "I'll get you some." She watched the unicorn chug down the shot and looked rather uncomfortable doing it. She looked at him with widened eyes.

"You sure he'll be alright?" She asked SharpWit in a low voice.

(Filler of LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE lee)

[SharpWit 2,670]

@, SharpWit laughed while rubbing his hooves together. "And now we wait for the effects. Your mind will numb, your basic motor skills temporarily decimated, control over what you do and say will be free for expression. Then the real fun when you are fully incapacitated, and you'll wake up with little knowledge of the past nights events and a hangover to remember. All just to see if you can walk a straight line. Hopefully you can keep it in you."

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor looked wide-eyed at SharpWit, not sure wether to laugh as well or back away. She just stood there.

"Is that why you wanted him to drink it so bad?" With a half-laugh, half scared sentence. "You're pretty daredevilish," she said with wide eyes once again. "And I'm an Arial performer."

[Totally Ducklett 181]

@, SharpWit laughed while rubbing his hooves together. "And now we wait for the effects. Your mind will numb, your basic motor skills temporarily decimated, control over what you do and say will be free for expression. Then the real fun when you are fully incapacitated, and you'll wake up with little knowledge of the past nights events and a hangover to remember. All just to see if you can walk a straight line. Hopefully you can keep it in you."

Midnight kept his eyes closed. He squeezed his eyes shut. "Wow, that REALLY burns. Are you sure this stuff is safe?" His vision because a bit blurry, but it cleared somehow. He certainly felt it, but it was "muted" in a way. Then he started to feel the effects. "I once..." His eyes widened. He immediately cast a muting spell on himself to prevent him from saying anything too personal.

[SharpWit 2,670]

@@Technicolor_Pony, "I wanted him to drink it to see who could walk straight by the end of this. Besides, I had a drinking contest with Spitfire once (Seriously did this in a different roleplay! XD). So this is nothing in the sport of drinking. I'm also in special forces so you kind of have to be daredevilish in my line of work. Don't worry though, he'll be fine. I'm sure he's not going to hurt himself as long as he doesn't have any more. two shots is the limit for most. three or four could mean hospitalization for alcohol poisoning.

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

@@Technicolor_Pony, "I wanted him to drink it to see who could walk straight by the end of this. Besides, I had a drinking contest with Spitfire once (Seriously did this in a different roleplay! XD). So this is nothing in the sport of drinking. I'm also in special forces so you kind of have to be daredevilish in my line of work. Don't worry though, he'll be fine. I'm sure he's not going to hurt himself as long as he doesn't have any more. two shots is the limit for most. three or four could mean hospitalization for alcohol poisoning.

Technicolor was suprised. "Spitfire? That's amazing. And I don't think he will have any more. He cast a muting spell on himself. Too bad, some ponies are really funny when drunk." She shrugged. "I feel for the guy, though. I have the mouth of the south." She laughed at her own joke again. realizing it was getting annoying though, she decided to stop making corny puns.

[SharpWit 2,670]

@, @@Technicolor_Pony, SharpWit couldn't help but laugh. this was too good. He was glad that he would be able to remember this. "Yeah Spitfire was great. we met at this bar in Cloudsdale, the next day I went over to her place. then we drank so much that we just passed out on her kitchen table. Neither of us knew who won. To bad we haven't hung out since. That's the problem and nice part about being up in Equestria's hierarchy. You can meet all the big shots but only for a little while. You'd think there'd be realistic schedules but nope. you go where you're needed."He tapped the table after turning back to Midnight. "What's wrong guy? cat got your tongue? I like this spell. he can't talk back!"

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor pricked up her ears. "That's so cool! People think I look like her when I do this," she said as she turned into the colors that spitfire had, looking pretty accurate with TC's mane. She then turned back to SharpWit. She couldn't help but laugh at his taunting. She didn't want to be rude to midnight, but it was pretty funny. Until she laughed while drinking her apple cider and somehow started choking on it.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Technicolor pricked up her ears. "That's so cool! People think I look like her when I do this," she said as she turned into the colors that spitfire had, looking pretty accurate with TC's mane. She then turned back to SharpWit. She couldn't help but laugh at his taunting. She didn't want to be rude to midnight, but it was pretty funny. Until she laughed while drinking her apple cider and somehow started choking on it.

 

 

@, @@Technicolor_Pony, SharpWit couldn't help but laugh. this was too good. He was glad that he would be able to remember this. "Yeah Spitfire was great. we met at this bar in Cloudsdale, the next day I went over to her place. then we drank so much that we just passed out on her kitchen table. Neither of us knew who won. To bad we haven't hung out since. That's the problem and nice part about being up in Equestria's hierarchy. You can meet all the big shots but only for a little while. You'd think there'd be realistic schedules but nope. you go where you're needed."He tapped the table after turning back to Midnight. "What's wrong guy? cat got your tongue? I like this spell. he can't talk back!"

Midnight rolled his eyes and then made a piece of paper and a pencil float over in front of his face. He used the magic to write something on it, and then turned it to Techi and SharpWit. It read: "You know, I can make you both into chickens." He smiled and then wrote something else on the paper. "Bock bock!" It read.

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor angrily grabbed the paper using her horn and sloppily and speedily wrote;

"I don't care if I am a chicken, i am choking right now!! I'd rather be poultry then cough up a Celestia forbid horn!" Technicolor started to make a strange glow, trying to get someone's attention as she stressfully flailed her arms in the air.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Technicolor angrily grabbed the paper using her horn and sloppily and speedily wrote;

"I don't care if I am a chicken, i am choking right now!! I'd rather be poultry then cough up a Celestia forbid horn!" Technicolor started to make a strange glow, trying to get someone's attention as she stressfully flailed her arms in the air.

Midnight sighed and squeezed the cider out of Techni's throat with his magic. He wrote on the piece of paper "You're welcome!" and then cringed again, really feeling the affects of the drink. His eyes widened and he gagged a bit. He wrote on the piece of paper again "My stomach is on fire..."

[SharpWit 2,670]

@@Technicolor_Pony,

 

"My stomach is on fire..."

"Ha! that's what Giuseppe Zangara said in the musical Assassins. And as far as turning me into a chicken goes, that would be considered assault on an officer and I could do what ever I wanted to you unless a higher rank intervened, which one probably wouldn't so,,, Bock Bock. that's translated, as I dare you." Turns to Technicolor. "Picked that up from a little orange pegasus on the edge of town."

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

Technicolor gasped for air when the drink came out. "Thanks," she said in a heap of air. She then thought for a moment,. "I know an orange pegasus. Can't remember her name though. Was it Scootie? Loolie? Luka? Nah, forget it. I can't remember. "

Out of habit, she picked up the paper and started drawing a picture of a dog. Noticing she looked foolish, she shrugged. "Sorry. Force of habit. And being I'm a shapeshifter, I don't know about the chicken thing," she said with a filly-like giggle.

Technicolor gasped for air when the drink came out. "Thanks," she said in a heap of air. She then thought for a moment,. "I know an orange pegasus. Can't remember her name though. Was it Scootie? Loolie? Luka? Nah, forget it. I can't remember. "

Out of habit, she picked up the paper and started drawing a picture of a dog. Noticing she looked foolish, she shrugged. "Sorry. Force of habit. And being I'm a shapeshifter, I don't know about the chicken thing," she said with a filly-like giggle.

Technicolor gasped for air when the drink came out. "Thanks," she said in a heap of air. She then thought for a moment,. "I know an orange pegasus. Can't remember her name though. Was it Scootie? Loolie? Luka? Nah, forget it. I can't remember. "

Out of habit, she picked up the paper and started drawing a picture of a dog. Noticing she looked foolish, she shrugged. "Sorry. Force of habit. And being I'm a shapeshifter, I don't know about the chicken thing," she said with a filly-like giggle.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY COMMENT UP THERE

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[Totally Ducklett 181]

@@Technicolor_Pony,

 

"Ha! that's what Giuseppe Zangara said in the musical Assassins. And as far as turning me into a chicken goes, that would be considered assault on an officer and I could do what ever I wanted to you unless a higher rank intervened, which one probably wouldn't so,,, Bock Bock. that's translated, as I dare you." Turns to Technicolor. "Picked that up from a little orange pegasus on the edge of town."

Midnight coughed violently and wrote on the paper: "At this point, giving me this drink could probably be considered torture!" He coughed again and hissed, gagging more. He wrote more. "95 percent alcohol?! How is that even legal?!" He gagged again and slammed his head on the table.

[SharpWit 2,670]

@,@@Technicolor_Pony, SharpWit chuckled. "Oh it's not legal. well here anyways. The problems is most bottles are sent to where it's not legal since that's where the demand is. Luckily I can pull a few strings for my years of service. Geez man you're not looking so good. You look like me when I had vodka for the first time. At least you can write, for the moment anyways."

[Technicolor_Pony 34]

(let's hope my comment doesn't take cocaine this time)

Technicolor was upset that her artwork was wrote on and was shocked when Midnight slammed his head on the table. Technicolor put her head on her hooves.

"Well, there goes my art," she muttered. Her ears shot up.

"It's illegal?! You didn't buy that, I did!!!" She facehoofed. "Perfect. Just perfect." she drank her cider and chomped down another sugarcube.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

@,@@Technicolor_Pony, SharpWit chuckled. "Oh it's not legal. well here anyways. The problems is most bottles are sent to where it's not legal since that's where the demand is. Luckily I can pull a few strings for my years of service. Geez man you're not looking so good. You look like me when I had vodka for the first time. At least you can write, for the moment anyways."

Midnight's eyes widened and he nearly threw up. "This is illegal?!" He turned pale, and he nearly fell off his chair. "Celestia, this stuff is like poison!" He wrote on the paper. "Have YOU ever actually drank any of this stuff?!" He let out a gagged scream and undid the spell. "What the BUCK did you give me?!"