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10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart


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159. Change all the phone, tablet, and laptop backgrounds to Ponies 

OH THAT'S BRILLIANT!!

 

160. Find an empty checkout thing and pick up the phone that sends your voice all over the store. Yell into it "I LOVE PINKIE PIE!!!!" and slam it down super hard.

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161. Make a barricade out of furniture, stand on top of said barricade, and start singing "Do you hear the People Sing?", whilst waving a large French flag.

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

       The Who

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161. Make a barricade out of furniture, stand on top of said barricade, and start singing "Do you hear the People Sing?", whilst waving a large French flag.

But would anyone at walmart get it?

 

162. Sing instead of talking, and try to communicate with employees as much as possible. 

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Keep flyin'

 

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@@Frith is Magick, I believe Confucius once said something akin to, " At least Heaven understands me." So I don't mind when people don't get half the things I say. Anyway....

163. Complain to customer service that I've been sold a dead Parrot.

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

       The Who

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Go to the back where the steros are located, turn them all the way up and put a CD in in with very inappropriate sounds! ;)

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168. Go to the clothes department, select the smallest size of some random shirt, then go up to the Wal-Mart staff people near the dressing rooms and ask them if they think the shirt will fit.

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170. Buy all the decks of cards they have and try to build the world's largest card mansion. Keep purposefully messing it up and complaining loudly about how Wal-Mart's cards are crap.

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171. Buy an expensive TV, leave store, and purposefully shatter the screen, and immediately attempt to get money back. (Works best if attempted in a matter of minutes and you talk to same cashier as before.)

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Avatar by the lovely ChibiDashie and Signature by the wonderful Pinkamena Dianne Pie.

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Get 1000 friends to dress up in Waldo uniforms, and send them into walmart. Come into the store dressed normally and ask a worker if they've seen Waldo.

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Hide in a pile of toilet paper or something, than burst out when someone walks by and ask them "what year is it?" When they tell you, jump up and yell "It worked!"

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