T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Samurai Equine 50,025]

No, I don't.

 

TPAM thinks L33t><-p3r7 should forever stop leaving comments like that.

[Galen Selanno 351]

|\|().

 

TPAM isn't part of the Anti-1337 Army.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Nope

TPAM Honds On To The Lies To Feel Free.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Maybe.

 

TPPAM has kicked a can before.

[Pinkie Apple Dash 23]

Yeps!

 

TPAM has found 5 episodes in which Derpy Hooves lies in.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No.

 

TPPAM has solved a murder case before.

[Summer Greetings 237]

If Phoenix Wright counts I suppose. 

TPAM has a driver's license.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Yep, I've had it for a while now.

 

TPAM has a learner's permit.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Nope, Got My Drivers Licence Biotch.

TPAM: Likes To Ryme When They Have the Time.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No.

 

TPPAM smokes cigarettes.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I am a smoker, yes.

 

TPAM loves Gummi Bears.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Not liking gummy bears is just a crime in itself.

 

TPAM is prefers guitar over piano.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No. Pianos are the best instrument.

 

TPPAM likes salted potatoes.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I do but I try my best to resist eating them because I'm tryin' to eat healthier.

 

TPAM likes to hum a little tune now and again.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yes. I like to hum the Case Closed theme now and then.

 

TPPAM has gotten hurt before.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Yes. And now I'm reminded of that Nine Inch Nails song that Johnny Cash covered called "Hurt"...

 

Good song.

 

TPAM sometimes listens to one song on repeat because it's so darn catchy.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Oh hell Yes. That's why i have Carl Poppa in my Sig.

 

TPAM Thinks Weed should be legalized.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

That goes without saying.

 

Though I used the term "decriminalized".

 

TPAM drinks Grape Fanta.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Grape fanta?! What sorcery is that? I don't think I've ever seen such a thing! 

TPAM remembers the glory days of Cherry Coke.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

They still sell it in my country. MUHAHAHA!!!

TPAM Remembers those half liter glass soft drinks.

[Samurai Equine 50,025]

Not off the top of my head, no.

 

TPAM may act calm and mature, but secretly wishes they could rage quit on people more often.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yes.

 

TPPAM has a habit of biting their lips.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Nope

TPAM Thinks the person above me is awesome.

[Summer Greetings 237]

I have no reason not to think that. 

TPAM uses some kind of fruity smelling moisturizer, shampoo or conditioner.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I think.

 

TPPAM doesn't know how to beat Milon's Secret Castle.