T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Nope

TPAM Watches TV.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Do you mean cable?

 

TPPAM has a pair of Reebok pumps.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

No.

 

TPAM Is Incapable of whistling. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Lies! I know how to whistle,just fine.

 

TPPAM has beaten Dracula on the SNES before.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Nope. We could not afford an NES growing up.

TPAM: Thinks God Of War 2 should've had 13 levels instead of 23.

Edited October 9, 2014 by Vickram101

[Samurai Equine 50,075]

Never played it!

...And neither has the TPAM.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

WRONG!!!!

TPAM Likes To "Dance With Molly" even though it's Dangerous.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I like to dance with Molly, Mary Jane, and Hannah Montana.

 

TPAM loves Knock Knock Jokes.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Yup

TPAM Likes To Twerk.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Heck yeah, slap on that "Used 2" by 2 Chainz and I'll make the whole room bounce to my rhythm.

 

TPAM is terrible at dancing.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Yup

TPAM Likes to run the town.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

God no! It's such a stupid dance thing. It's not real dancing. It makes you look like an idiot.

 

TPPAM has sat on a desk before.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Who hasn't?

 

TPAM has sat on a stack of dirty used tires before.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No.

 

TPPAM can aim when kicking.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

... as opposed to just kicking in a random direction?

 

TPAM can't snap their fingers.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

I CAN!

TPAM Thinks Money is wasted on Sports.

 

God no! It's such a stupid dance thing. It's not real dancing. It makes you look like an idiot.

That's A Dance?! I literally was talking about running a town. XD

Edited October 9, 2014 by Vickram101

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Money is wasted on a lot of things, homes, but I can't deny that Sports is indeed a monetary sinkhole.

 

TPAM has stood on top of a dam before.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No.

 

TPPAM has had something awesome happen to them before.

 

That's A Dance?! I literally was talking about running a town. XD

No. I was talking about twerking.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I have quite a bit of awesome stories but here is one that happened today I was playing TF2 on Dustbowl stage 2 Control point 2 and I was defending...... a enemy soldier jumped of a ledge to try to capture the point and the sentry activated launching him into the sky so I shoot one rocket and killed him in mid air it was awesome I wish I was recording that

 

TPAM knows how I lost my eye

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Nope

TPAM Remembers Solider Of Fortune.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Nope

 

TPAM remembers that "Eyy, Macarena!" Song

[Moonlit_Night 223]

whats that?

 

TPAM thinks that question marks are awesome

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I prefer "!" cause I played a lot of the Metal Gear Solid series

 

TPAM knows why I'm the Sorrow Ghost..... or at least knows how I died

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yeah. You told me once.

 

TPPAM has beaten TMNT on the NES.

[Summer Greetings 237]

I know I played it before... definitely didn't beat it though. 

TPAM has dyed their hair before.

Edited October 9, 2014 by Summer Greetings