T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Nope.

 

TPAM is not SCS.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

True.

 

TPAM is the ultimate being.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

True.

 

TPAM is Borg.

[Hyperhooves 872]

I am not sure what that is. Sounds like some type of alien.

 

TPAM can fly!!!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yes.

 

TPAM is amazing.

 

 

I am not sure what that is. Sounds like some type of alien.

Some Borg are alien.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I don't want to try, unless I'm piloting a plane or hang glider of some sort!

 

Of course I'm amazing!

 

TPAM is a in a good mood today.

Edited August 4, 2014 by The Crimson Cross

[Hyperhooves 872]

So far, yes.

 

TPAM can do magic.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yes.

 

TPAM can't see me.

[Hyperhooves 872]

But, I want to see you. If I can't see you how am I going to hug you?

 

TPAM likes to drink tea.

[Thunderstreak 136]

Nope. Can't stand the taste.

 

TPAM is secretly an assassin

[Swebro 29]

I could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you... *flips up hidden blade*

 

 

TPAM has a waifu

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I certainly don't have a waifu that I'm aware of.

 

TPAM has travelled to another country.

[Hyperhooves 872]

Not yet, but I'm going to. Someday and I know it's going to be lots of fun because I'll be with my silly boy.

 

TPAM has a tablet.

[SCS 7,537]

Nope.

 

TPAM has a desktop computer.

[Azure Envy 1,092]

Yes.

 

TPAM aspires to be the greatest noscoper ever.

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

Nope.

 

TPAM is secretly Kookie

[Hyperhooves 872]

Nope. 

 

TPAM wants to travel to a different country.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Yes. You know why.

 

 

TPAM is visible.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Yes.

 

The pony after me isn't actually a pony, but a space alien in disguise. 

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

That is true.

 

TPAM is the amazing, wonderful, dare I say... beautiful Arylett.

[Klopp 2,050]

Right on one count, I certainly am beautiful. :3

 

 

The Poster After Myself... is currently eating a cookie. And if they are not, they now wish they were.

[Hyperhooves 872]

I'm not. And I'm really full now after that meal I had. So, no cookies for me.

 

TPAM is really a dalek.

[Proton 565]

Beep-boop...?

 

TPAM is ded.

[Hyperhooves 872]

I have no idea what that is.

 

TPAM is a timelord.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Maybe.

 

TPAM likes something a lot.