CosmicHooves 2,705 April 2, 2014 Share April 2, 2014 (edited) Post your funny real life stories! Here's mine: I was sitting in the back a preschool class because I was the teacher's assistant (it's a job for like grades 9-10). Teacher: What sound does a car make? Children: Broom! Broom! Teacher: What sound does a bird make? Children: Chirp! Chirp! Teacher: what sound does a horse make? Children: Clop! Clop! Clop! Teacher: Why does my teacher's assistant look like he's about to burst out laughing? Edited April 2, 2014 by Sugar Dash 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Paige Belle 1,854 April 2, 2014 Share April 2, 2014 I just got a number from a chick after getting my fluttershy build a bear out of her box! Beat that! 1 Beautiful, Stylish, Fabulous AND evil! What more could you want? (Thanks Kyoshi for letting everyone use your sigs!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicHooves 2,705 April 2, 2014 Author Share April 2, 2014 I just got a number from a chick after getting my fluttershy build a bear out of her box! Beat that!Bronies get the chicks.Am I right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,689 April 2, 2014 Share April 2, 2014 The time I walked down the street walking like Kermit The Frog, and no I'm not kidding. 1 Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawchert 120 April 2, 2014 Share April 2, 2014 When i trip up the stairs... every day.... still funny 2 I am the Candy Cane Fairy, hear me roar "Rawr!" ~Me! Avatar Artwork done by Sfyr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest April 2, 2014 Share April 2, 2014 In kindergarten, there were two boys who talked to me the first day (Devin and Henry) I liked Devin, but Henry was weird and annoying. One day the teacher asked "who wants to play with Henry?" And it being the first day, i didnt know everyone's names. So I said I wanted to, only because I thought Henry WAS Devin (i got their names mixed up) so I was stuck playing with the annoying boy and he drooled on my hand. It wasn't great. But looking back, it's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest90210 3,568 April 2, 2014 Share April 2, 2014 I used to go to a Christian school and my brother used to pick me up every day after school. One day, he drove up blasting "Chop Suey" by System of a Down. One of the lines in the song is "I cry when angels deserve to die". When my brother came into the school, one of the parents said "What in God's name was that satanic music you were playing?!?!?!". It was said to be an incredibly awkward and hilarious moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassBrony 33 April 2, 2014 Share April 2, 2014 The first time i asked a girl out, i was so nervous that i jumbled my words. It went something like: "Will out you me go?' "I mean, will you go me...." It worked. 1 (Awesome Sig done by WarriorShy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest90210 3,568 April 2, 2014 Share April 2, 2014 Here's another one. Every time I go to Cedar Point, me and my friend walk like Vince McMahon while shouting the lyrics to "I'm Proud To Be An American". People always join in on the singing. It's the greatest thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx 258 April 3, 2014 Share April 3, 2014 Well, when I was around four years old, I was obsessed with G3 of My little Pony. One day, we went out to the store and bought a rainbow colored goldfish. I dubbed it Rainbow dash(after the fashionista who's catchprase was "Rainbows, darling, rainbows!" Not the pony that aspired to be on the wonderbolts) and would always put my pony figures in the fish tank to play with the poor goldfish. Yeah, one day Rainbow Dash was stomped on by Wysteria and had to be flushed down the toilet. Poor Rainbow Dash... Aim high kid, but don't aim for the impossible - Rainbow Dash ^Amazing Signature by the great and powerful Lunia!^ >My Request Shop< MLP Forum's self-proclaimed evil enchantress. > My Deviantart< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxConfusedUnicornxX 834 April 3, 2014 Share April 3, 2014 Well.... I mentioned 'My Little Pony' and all of a sudden a swarm of little kids come up to me asking questions XD Please click on the egg to help hatch it otherwise it will die! Honey Dew: http://mlpforums.com/page/eqw-characters/_/unapproved/honey-dew-r204 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zekromic 1,054 April 3, 2014 Share April 3, 2014 I ordered some games in amazon, to be sent to my aunt's home in the US, and pick them up when we arrived there. Once we got there, they showed me Tomb Raider, Kingdom Hearts 3DS, and GTA5, but no Ni No Kuni so far. a While Later, Ni No Kuni appeared, but the other games were gone, but I was confident they were going to appear someday. The day passed, and nothing, then, I looked at the trash can......... they were all there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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