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A wild pokémon appears in your room...


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The obvious answer is try to catch it, but how to weaken it so you can get it for sure is the question, I'm not for Pokemon abuse but I might take a hockey stick and slap it a couple times, and if I catch it hopefully it will forgive me when I give it a bunch of love and care and spoil it. Unless it's my favorite Pokemon, Haunter, then my hockey stick wouldn't do anything.


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As the old man told me,

 

RB_Old_man_Back.png"First, you need to weaken the target pokemon!"

 

Thus, I challenge it to perform on my exercise equipment until it's physically exhausted and then throw a pokeball at it! That way, I haven't injured it in any way, and yet I've brought the pokemon to a more vulnerable state.

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Go back to sleep, because i'm probably drunk.

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Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey.

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well, I would call the NCPCA and they'd come over and give it a good home.

Plus my parents wouldn't be happy if I caught a Pokemon.


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If its arceus then i'll be like:

 

 

instant explosion.

if its a weedle. then i just go back to sleep.


In soviet russia. You dont catch arceus. Arceus catches you. *Times s hay was caught. Give nickname to the caught times s hay?*
 

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One fuck will be given if its a Treeko , anything else can take a hike. Just how I am with pokemon I spose.


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