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I thought you were cool? ;o

 

Ask me something, friend. Something for you.

I may even given you a coherent answer.

 

Results may probably will vary.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?  :derp:


"Oh look, there's our friend Rarity GOING DOWN IN FLAMES!!! ISN"T FRIENDSHIP MAGIC!!!?" -Tabitha St. Germain as Rarity

 

"No matter how many times others tell you you're great, all the praise in the world means nothing if you don't feel it inside.......Sometimes to feel good about yourself, you gotta let go of the past. That way, when the time comes to let your greatness fly, you'll be able to light up the whole sky." -Cathy Weseluck as Spike 

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop? :derp:

1, if you're Miley Cyrus.

That sh*t just disintegrates.

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1, if you're Miley Cyrus.

That sh*t just disintegrates.

 

Pfffft, ok that was pretty funny. I'll give up some brohoofs for that.


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"No matter how many times others tell you you're great, all the praise in the world means nothing if you don't feel it inside.......Sometimes to feel good about yourself, you gotta let go of the past. That way, when the time comes to let your greatness fly, you'll be able to light up the whole sky." -Cathy Weseluck as Spike 

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Pfffft, ok that was pretty funny. I'll give up some brohoofs for that.

Yes

Shower me with brohoofs

That Is how I measure my self-worth here

I am hungry

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On your avatar, why the pencils?

Because I'm good at drawing, and they're in a skull and crossbones formation with the face to represent my trademark dryness.

It's my cutie mark if I was a poneh


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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Half the density of d*cks on the internet divided by cat pictures.
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This is now a charity thread.

 

How f*cking silly would it be if I ask myself questions and then answer them in ridiculous ways?

Would you guys like me then?

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Edit: moved for better understanding

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That would defeat the point of the thread.


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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That would defeat the point of the thread.

It really would.

I guess you'll just have to ask me one to avoid it going down that road. ;o


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It really would.

I guess you'll just have to ask me one to avoid it going down that road. ;o

How about no?


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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how much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood

Everyone knows that it depends on how much as Chuck Norris deems worthy, ya f*cking guy

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On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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good answer B)

Got another one?

I need your questions to fund my devastating loneliness


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