GrauWitz x Doc. Volt

[Commander Hurricane 170]

Behold, the best shipping since sliced bread!                                                                              

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   GrauWitz was casually walking down the street like he usually does every Tuesday morning. The sky was blue and no cloud was in view. Birds were chirping and ducks were singing. Morning dew made the grass glisten in the sunlight.
   But then something seemed to have disturbed the usually calm animals. They were scrambling and squarking and squeaking all over the place. They hid in trees. They hid in bushes. They hid in ponds. The people nearby noticed this, but paid no mind. GrauWitz, however, decided to investigate this strange happening, being the curious person he was. He walked in the direction of which the animals were running away from.
   CRASH BOOM PPPPPP SCREEEEEEE SCRAAAPE BOOM KAPPPOOOGH (cuz everyone knows that's how an explosive sounds like) FOOOOOOO KRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE CRAAASH CRACKLE [onomatopoeias intensifies] CRRAAAAAEEESSSHSHHSHEUAUHEUAHEUAUEUAEUASUSDHOAWDJN
  They people in the area covered their ears so they could stop hearing the horrifying screeching of the unknown phenomenon. They all fled like pussies. But GrauWitz was brave! So he went towards the source of the strange noises.
   What he saw there was not a pretty sight, that's for sure. There was fire and smoke. Destruction, doom, darkness, disaster, dilemma and danger took over the area. Debris of vehicles were falling out of the sky. Ambulance sirens could be heard from a mile away. There were injured people that were part of the catastrophic accident.
   GrauWitz just stood their, aghast. There was so much destruction that was caused by the vehicles. Ambulances had come to pick up people that were injured in the accident. Just when GrauWitz thought that everyone was gone, he heard a muffled noise coming from under pieces of broken metal and other miscellaneous materials.
"help me"
GrauWitz couldn't even tell if the sound was human, never mind knowing what it was trying to say.
"help plz"
This time it could be heard more clearly. GrauWitz went towards the sound and looked around.
"over here" Said the voice.
GrauWitz immediately went over to the voice and started picking up bits of rubble to try to find out who was stuck there. After a bit of searching, a person could be seen attempting to get out of the rubble. GrauWitz pulled the guy out from the dirt n stuff.
"Are you alright?" GrauWitz asked.
"No...but now that you're here I am perfectly alright. C: " replied the guy.
"What's your name?" said GrauWitz
"I am Doc Volt" said the guy.
"Nice to meet you" said GrauWitz.
"You saved mah life." said Doc. Volt
"ikr i got swag" said GrauWitz
"marry me" said doc ovlt
"k" said grauwitz
"i lvoe you" said doc volt
"me too" said grauwitz
then they made out and had gay babies and they all lived happily ever after the end good bye.

Edited May 15, 2014 by Commander Hurricane

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@@Commander Hurricane,

 

i feel violated  wtf you did this shit for real??? XD you are fucking nuts XD

[GrauWitz 1,010]

Okay, this is... odd. But still, nice to see my best friend on the forums and I in a shipping, regardless of how... odd is it -_-

[Commander Hurricane 170]

@@Commander Hurricane,

 

i feel violated  wtf you did this shit for real??? XD you are fucking nuts XD

Well, of course I'm "fucking nuts". What'd you expect from a fucking nuts person?!

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Okay, this is... odd. But still, nice to see my best friend on the forums and I in a shipping, regardless of how... odd is it -_-

Me likes that picture. Me saves to memes folder.