Champion RD92 8,658 May 16, 2014 Share May 16, 2014 (edited) Assuming you're not trolling, here is my advice: Consider that Satan does not actually exist. At least, not in the way you probably think he does. Even by Christian standards, the concept of Satan in the form of "the Devil" is completely ludicrous. The idea that a malevolent deity "makes" people commit horrible acts is one that promotes backward-thinking and, frankly, discourages personal accountability; why take responsibility for your own actions when you can utter the classic excuse, "The Devil made me do it!"? All "Satan" realistically refers to is a set of values that are adversarial to the teachings of the Church; hence the literal meaning of the word Satan as "adversary". Trust me, nothing is going to pop out of your "DVD" (whichever season or movie that's referring to) and possess you or spew forth hellish demons. 10/10 best post in the thread I would be shocked if this topic wasn't a troll topic to be honest. The fact that anyone would think there is any form of Satanism in MLP is ludicrous. Ponies are also very naked...so if you ever oggle the plot, sorta breaking the bestiality thing. By that logic, anyone who watches the show is into bestiality, considering the ponies' plots get shown constantly throughout almost every episode. Edited May 16, 2014 by Champion RD92 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skygunner 352 May 16, 2014 Share May 16, 2014 Gotta stack them sin points. Lets see here.... Clopping counts as.....least 2. Cuz ponies, and not breeding. If it's a same gender ship, that throws another sin to the pile. UHHHHHH, maybe positions count, I don't know. By that logic, anyone who watches the show is into bestiality, considering the ponies' plots get shown constantly throughout almost every episode. Meh, I'm comfortable with who I am. 2 -signature under construction- Going to a convention I'm going too? --- http://breakfast-tee.deviantart.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arctic Night 884 May 16, 2014 Share May 16, 2014 Not only do I think that the idea of MLP being Satanic is ridiculous, but it sounds as if you have no understanding of Satanism. 1 Sig made by Kyoshi. Cool things people have said about me: Never heard of him but I guess just you mentioning him is a good reason not to go anywhere near that name. (In reference to an author I suggested.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Sir Hugsalot 9,367 May 16, 2014 Administrator Share May 16, 2014 Just when I thought nothing can suprise me anymore... this thread arrived So... what is satanic there? Friendship? Colorful ponies? Eh... I guess it's about magic, right? At least from what I know catholics consider all the magic "evil" (despite Jesus using something that is magic by definition and the fact that someone called it "miracle" does not change that fact). Well, from what I know satanism is described as something evil, bad. Now tell me... how is Fluttershy bad? Or Pinkie Pie? Because only bad characters from MLP end up being defeated by mane 6. Is it about Luna and Celestia? Yeah, they might be interpreted as goddeses, but by all means - point out single kid that worships them after watching MLP. And don't look upon catholic websites. Some certain catholic people stop at nothing including lies (that are actually forbidden by this religion, oh the irony) to prove their point. Just look on this forum. I personally fail to see anyone that might be satanic. And even if someone was - You know that it requires something else to become satanist? And show about colorful cheerful ponies is last thing that may turn You into one? Do You have this epic discovery from catholic websites already? Well. Those websites also imply that entire metal genre is satanic. Do You agree with it? If yes then did You know that some metal bands are even christian? It disgusts me how many catholic websites now spread panic among catholics and point out that literally everything is evil (including internet that they use to spread this bullshit). I literally just ran out of ideas of what might remind of satanism here. Even the things I've pointed out are pretty ridiculous. Don't look for satanism everywhere. If thinking hard enough You can see satan everywhere including places where he is not (if he even exists). MLP is not satanic, never was and last thing Hasbro would try to do with this show is turning kids into satanists. Seriously, this theory is beyond ridiculous. I hope it was just trolling. Ps. Just to make it clear - I have nothing against catholics. But I dislike all this paranoic "omg, satan!" behaviour. It's ridiculous. Isn't this religion teaching You NOT to fear evil? Because from what I see some catholics are more scared of Satan than I am of spiders (and they really scare me... yeah, so manly hahhahah). 3 As one person I cannot change the world, but I can change the world of one person. Art, profile picture and signature by one and only Silky <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Accord 6,660 May 16, 2014 Share May 16, 2014 Gotta stack them sin points. Well I half-jokingly speculate that Jesus would hang out with ponies because yes, he loves humanity and wishes only the best for us, but at the same time he as a person (as far as I interpret it) would probably just find Equestria easier to deal with. It's sort of like teachers in school. They (if they're doing their jobs, anyways) love their students and want to help them excel, but at the same time they like hanging out with others who aren't their students, you know? Yeah I get ya, need some time to unwind. Though I like to think that Jesus' disciples were also his friends that He could confide in as well as those He taught. Frankly because that's easier to deal with than imagining Jesus as being ever lonely and unable to really connect with anyone, which just makes me sad. 1 My ponysona: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/steel-accord-r1970 My AMA thread: http://mlpforums.com/topic/76698-as-steel-me-andor-oc/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Zephyr- 84 May 16, 2014 Share May 16, 2014 It's painfully obvious it's a troll. He makes one post and waits for a tonne of people to bite back, which is what is happening 1 - Signature from Kyoshi's page - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Accord 6,660 May 16, 2014 Share May 16, 2014 It's painfully obvious it's a troll. He makes one post and waits for a tonne of people to bite back, which is what is happening Ah, but the actual discussion feels so much more productive. We aren't arguing or yelling. We laugh off the ridiculous assumption and find a consensus of our own. My ponysona: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/steel-accord-r1970 My AMA thread: http://mlpforums.com/topic/76698-as-steel-me-andor-oc/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simba86 1,541 May 16, 2014 Share May 16, 2014 if anything we are trolling him by having an honest productive discussion It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller 360 May 16, 2014 Share May 16, 2014 Did your parents ever tell you that Pokemon are the work of the devil? If so, you should probably get new parents. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut 7,018 May 16, 2014 Share May 16, 2014 On second thought, threads like this generally trend towards pointless posts and arguing. Another moderator and I talked it over and I'm going to ice this thing right now. Would you like to see a thoughtful discussion about the symbolism in MLP:FiM? Look no further than this! http://mlpforums.com/topic/45643-symbolism-in-mlpfim-and-hidden-knowledge/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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