The avatar of the above user just showed up at your doorstep, your reaction?

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Mm ok thanks for the letter

*closes door*

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

*salutes* What are my orders?

[Telferi 6,906]

I give you coins, but don't hurt me!! *SLAM THE DOOR, SCREAMING AND RUN AWAY*

[Lightbulb 170]

"Look Drunky, There's An empty house two doors down, take that one up, this here's mine."

[RDBestPony 271]

"I'll hire ya to be my parner in catching some bandits. I'll split it 75-25."

[Kiri 7,287]

Cool, teach me to be awesome!

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

Quarts! Come on in! Take a seat, have some fruit punch.

[Venomous 18,859]

[redshell 195]

What, what, what. *two hours later* what is this!

[Catpone Cerberus 23,540]

''Am I sleeping?'' or something like that   

[Jeremiah 1,586]

"Must...ship...now."

[Kiri 7,287]

What are you gonna do with that blade...

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

 Oh hello! Come on in!

[ThePiDay 340]

Oh my goodness you're so cute! 

Er...it's could outside, why don't you come in?

[Kiri 7,287]

Wow, you look snazzy! *Gives a monocle*

[Lightbulb 170]

 

 

"I'll hire ya to be my parner in catching some bandits. I'll split it 75-25."

 "You think that's gonna slide i'll split it my way, after splitting your head in two."

 

And for the showing up on my doorstep.

 

"Well at least your not wearing sunglasses that make you look like you should be thrown out of your own house, so sure, come in, want some tea? It's from 1939 but who cares, this is the end of the world, you smell nice and I'm needing something to look after than that damn rock. Oh and i'f you don't like tea i can make some Creamy spinach an' ricotta Tortellini, it'll taste like i put sugar in it cause it's condensed milk not ricotta, but still it's food."