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  1. Darke Pony
    @Wartorious I'm UK However I was up last night after a meal out with some friends, so opted to sleep in until about 1. Thus, I am still feeling awake now, despite needing to 'wake up' in about 4 hours. Hmm, I have have to change my initial Pinkie Pie/Luna to Octavia, is there's one thing I love, it is music. When words fail, music speaks.
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    Excellent, the victim is now in a false sense of security. Uhm, I mean, *sob*
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    I'm a closet brony, if by closet brony you're meaning someone who will not admit to friends/family/etc that they like the show, ie hiding the fact they enjoy it form all but fellow bronies. Thing is, I'm actually a rather extrovert person around friends, but I have long ago stopped trusting them with things I know that could end up embarrassing them. Because I know that while they'll act like they're cool with it, once I've walked away they'll start with the backstabbing - I have seen them do it to each other many times. Even my girlfriend I cannot tell, as she would end up telling her friends, and then it would spread. I would end up a disgrace, and probably end up losing her, if only so she could avoid embarrassment. Long story short, I'm afraid. And I don't want to pluck up the courage to take that step until things reach such a point in my life where the truth MUST come out.
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    Love the thread idea! The post above is somewhat menacing, so I would probably be backing away as far as chains would allow. Otherwise gently crying seems like an excellent idea ! Perhaps my tears will rust the chains.
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    Although I wouldn't actually marry a pony, for the thread's sake I'll say... Pinkie Pie! Although she's not exactly the cutest of the bunch, I really can relate to her. Although she seems a bit too crazy to agree to marry. Rarity, I feel would have very high standards. Rainbow dash would seem too male to me, she's such a tomboy. Fluttershy would make me feel awfully guilty, because she'd always be shy and doormat-like. I wouldn't want any girl to feel like that. Twilight would be a good candidate, to be honest, but I don't think I'd have such a good time with here as opposed to Pinkie, and I really do not like Spike. Applejack...I don't really see any NEGATIVES, but I can't really explain why I wouldn't wish to marry her, for some reason. If I could, though, I'd go with Luna! She's simply so adorable and looks pretty badass(hate that phrase) at the same time
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    I was about to say Trixie, but she's too goddamn cute. The Adorable and Cuddly TRIXIE! would disapprove :x Now, I'm not Rainbow Dash's biggest fan...but...would be a shame if one of the Mane 6 was lost :L I'm going to agree with one of the earlier posters. Gilda the Griffin would have to go Not even slightly apologetic that she made Flutters cry. Even Luna was sorry about the whole night-time-forever thing, and that was fine. Gilda's just mean D: I feel sorry for Rarity, being called stuck up >.> I mean I know she seems that way but she's just, uhm, misunderstood ^-^
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    Shame you couldn't fix some sort of blade onto a bow Then you could have Hunting tool, Firestarter, Carver, and Woodcutting all in one
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    Hmmm. This is a bit of a interesting topic. Now, first of all I'd like to point out that I do not 'clop'. However... In my darker days, I have enjoyed a small amount of fame on sites such as fanfiction.net, before they decided to wipe all the dirtier stories. Likewise, I have visited such cancerous sites as 4chan. I have even been a r34 artist for a few months. Due to this, I can understand why people find ponies 'sexy'. As a erotic writer, I'm somewhat ashamed to admit I've read my fair share of it myself (none of it pony related, though). I, personally, find ponies heartwarmingly adorable - which is no doubt how the designers wanted them to look. I for one could never imagine performing, nor for that matter receiving, sexual acts on/from a pony, in real life. But the MLP ponies stir what I can best describe as attraction in me - in the sort of way that I want to be near them, hear them talk, spend time with them - but never do anything sexual. I am of the opinion that there is a line between 'cute and adorable' and 'GOD hhggnnh YES", and that the show itself lies on the former side of that line. However, skilled artists can put such innocent ponies into a fiercely sexual light. I can see why some may find this arousing. I don't feel it's disgusting, although if I myself was clopping, I would feel as if I was doing something 'wrong'. I'll admit some of the 'bedroom eyes' pictures from a few pages back did make me do a double-take, but I certainly didn't start doing anything improper. However, I am of the opinion that a (truly) good fan fiction author can make pretty much ANYTHING arousing, and when you have the natural appeal base that the MLP ponies already have, I can see how clopfics can be construed as stimulating. To sum up this, frankly, far too long post - Nothing wrong with clopping, just something that particularly turns some people on. A pony can, in my eyes, be construed as 'attractive' if it's been designed with that in mind. Actual, real-life ponies = not attractive at all, for me at least Clopfics are likely seen as arousing thanks to the authors' skill - again, nothing wrong with it, there is plenty of erotic literature out there. This last bit is just something I thought of, more of a question that a statement- With the knowledge that MLP is a cartoon, and cloppers are, well, real, how do they fantasise of performing sexual acts on these ponies? This would imply that both (cartoon) pony and (real) clopper are in the same reality. I for one, with a frankly vast imagination, could not imagine a manifestation of a cartoon appearing in real life. In their fantasies, do cloppers become cartoons in Equestria, or do they imagine the MLP ponies looking 'real'? I simply cannot imagine, say, Fluttershy, in 'real' form. That last one was just a bit of additional thought floating around my head...
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    Machete Bow & A quiver of arrows (assuming that would count as one thing) Tent. Machete to obtain wood for building, light and heat, and to carve kills. Bow to light fires (seriously) and hunt - shame to kill those animals, but... Tent for rain and insect protection, as well as the feeling of security In eight hours I would hope to: Hunt at least two meals worth Locate a spring whilst hunting Set up tent nearby weave rope and hang meat from a tree Carve simple wooden stakes and plant them facing outwards in a ring around my tent Light fire, cook some food Eat and prepare to sleep Edit: If I HAD to sort out some form of signal before sleeping then I'd walk about 30 metres from my tent to the north, east, south, and west, and light fires in each location, with my tent being in the middle of the thirty metre radius circle. this would pinpoint my location from the sky without drawing animals near while I sleep. Entertainment wouldn't be such an issue, as I love Archery, and I'd be hunting a lot. But I could go swimming or spend the time crafting a platform up in a tree for more security. I think I overthunk this.
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    I really can't like Rainbow Dash. Gravy and beans DO go together. CoD isn't as enjoyable (for me) than people seem to think D: I like Fluttershy. Dubstep is, mostly, an awful din. A lot of classical music = brilliant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9GtPX6c_kg Haven't got the hang of posting vid directly to post yet, sorry
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    I'm exactly the same as you Only started watching a few days ago, but I'm really getting into it ^-^ I've had a brilliant welcome on these forums so I feel the least I can do is welcome you with just as much vigour WELCOME! Wonderful to meet you, hoping you have an awesome time here /)
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    Phone Laptop PS Vita Jeans <3 Laptop Charger :3 A decent pillow -_- Insulin - nothing ruins a good holiday like passing into a coma! Earphones At this point I suddenly feel like I own too much tech. 9. Snacks (lots of) Honestly, even one of those not being there would ruin it a little
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    Random ? None shalt be more random than I - I have trained for many years in the Pony Temple of Randomosity, coating my hooves daily in the skin of The Thousand Year Old Custard, and dancing upon the Ceremonial Pie for many cycles of the Moon. Claiming that one could be more random is simp- Ice cream, that is all You know, I'm betting thousand year old custard wouldn't taste very nice :x
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    Just another quick question - sorry for the hassle - I've only been watching the TV series for about a few days, at around the rate of 2 or 3 episodes a day - how heavily will this affect my contribution on the forums, assuming I have a somewhat limited knowledge of Equestria? I have had a look at the Wiki, but it's more likely I'll be picking up the knowledge form watching shows moreso than trailing through wiki pages (Which is, mind you, something I have done to extreme in some cases). Thank you all for being so welcoming ^-^
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    Ah, excellent, thank you I was aware of 'ship' and the brohoof /), as well as clopping, but I had been wondering for some time about OC, PMV, and HiE Much appreciated!
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    Oops, double post, apologies <3 I'm used to the page refreshing once Post is clicked
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    Thank you, for putting some of my worries at rest Haha, I often do the same. I'll start a post thinking 'Ok, just a few words then I'm done..' - 8 paragraphs later.... I think I'm going to like it here I was honestly expecting someone to start flaming, btu I'm glad to see this community is better than that ^-^
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    Hello, my name is Adam, and recently I have started to watch the MLP:FiM series. Now, I have a few questions I was recommended here as a friend of mine told me this was a wonderful forums generally free of grief, and thought it would be the best place to clear some things up for me, without the wanton flaming, trolling, and brony hate seen so many other places. Here's the first question: #1:Am I in fact a brony? Although I watch and to a reasonable extent enjoy the show, I own no merchandise, none of my friends are aware I watch it and I (sadly) would be somewhat ashamed to admit to them such a thing. Is there a way to define a brony, or indeed, are there different types of bronies? I have, in my darker days, visitted that cesspit of a website, 4chan, and observed the Pony Board with somewhat of a morbid interest. Yet, although I was under the impression that 'bronies' were a fan of spreading love and tolerance, whilst those on that board would berate and flame each other, post pornographic images and tales of the ponies, and very few seemed as polite and well-mannered as some of the people I have seen on some threads here. Secondly, #2: Am I a 'furry'? I was told, when mentioning the show on another website, that because I found the ponies heartwarmingly adorable, that I was - pardon my language - 'a furry little faggot'. Does liking this show indicate some sort of subconscious attraction to the ponies? Certainly, I have seen many 'bronies' on the aforementioned board that certainly did. #3 Can somepony give a small list of MLP-jargon? I am aware of such phrases as pegasister, brohoof, replacing 'body' with 'pony', but are there others that are commonly used? I'd rather not be confused when a fellow forumite mentions a phrase #4 I delight in exposing plagiarists - is this wrong? Although this may seem a tad black-and-white, but there are many facets to it - although I have exposed said person to the community, I have at the same time angered/upset them. Should I just let them enjoy their stolen work without turning a community against them? Thank you for looking at this, it means a lot to me - having been reasonably recently been introduced to the world of MLP, there many thing I am confused about.
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