Emerald Heart

Some cashier at Bucky's asked me a question about my own body.

The part I am MOST insecure about: the spots all over my chest. 

ANYWAY here's how the convi went down:

"Is that a birthmark?"

"Huh?"

"On your chest. It looks like a heart."

"Oh? That's actually my yeast infection."

*makes a face of disgust* "Oh, well, my sister has hives and they look like that..."

"Uh... Okay?"