Castle Bleck

I'll get over you... I know I will! / I'll pretend my ship's not... sinking! / And I'll tell myself... I'm over you! / 'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking!

I'll have to give myself a prrrrromotion!

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'm 25 today... Damn, I'm old.

I'm 26 today.

I'm a non-Belieber and proud of it.

I'm beginning to think magic works on rock-paper-scissors logic.

I'm Chained-Up Superman With Batman's Head.

I'm fine with Lesnar being the one to break The Streak, but the execution was anti-climactic.

I'm giving up brohoofing for a good while; I've given myself a headache trying to keep up with all the fan clubs.

I'm giving up brohoofing for a good while; I've given myself a headache trying to keep up with all the fan clubs.

I'm my own worst grammar Nazi, it seems.

I'm my own worst grammar Nazi.

I'm my own worst grammar-Nazi.

I'm puttin' on my shades to cover up my eyes. / I'm jumpin' in my ride; I'm headin' out tonight.

I'mma stay, BTW.

I've beaten every other thing on Mario Maker, but I guess I'll have to make peace with being unable to ever beat the updated version of Gnat Attack (not even with the Home Menu trick).

I've decided: I'll just get GTA5 AND SSB4.

I've giving up brohoofing for a good while; I've given myself a headache trying to keep up with all the fan clubs.

IDW #50 was the first MLP comic to make me actually angry.

IDW needs better writers.

If a kid asks, "How can Santa do all that in just one night?", just tell them his sleigh has teleportation powers.

If Cena or Orton wins the title this time, I'll torch my TV.

If Hillary Clinton wins, I'm moving to Mars.

If Steve Blum voices an MLP character, I will riot.