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  1. They release another Equestria Girls movie that shows that the parallel world of Ponies is a delusion...then all the human mane 6 characters go off into the sunset and the series ends..... THEN LOCUSTS AND FROGS FALL FROM THE SKY AND EVERY FIRST BORN DIES!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  2. DOD makes military personnel take an online physical health assessment that deals with pretty much what you are talking about. and the more I talk to people the more I find that pretty much everyone 'feels' that way...but mentally or physically they are younger for some reason at least half the time. Example, Myself; Male, 25yo - PHA age 56
  3. ^ ^ Now that's how you walk off the job! While in Afghanistan we had a sniper that was giving us trouble, long and short of it was we found him and he is no longer a problem. But hidden with his weapons in the floor was a WWII Italian bayonet! MINE! Then it got confiscated when I tried to bring it back stashed inside my duffle bag
  4. Oh yeah...you can probably guess what I do by the name, but I try to work out at least twice a day when I can. I mainly focus on cardio in the mornings and do targeted muscle groups in the afternoons. Weekends are two-a-day cardio sessions or hill runs. Had my iPod set up for Bluetooth to use wireless headphones a few weeks ago but I forgot to enable security on it...and somehow another guy with similar headphones got synched onto mine, I knew he did because he dropped the weights in his hands, took the headphones off and gave them to his spotter and they were both pretty shocked to hear 'Pinkie's Brew' rockin' out!
  5. Awesome workout I discovered! But u need a buddy... 1) Person one gets in sit-up position with Person two seated on feet and hugging Person one's legs. 2) Person one executes sit-up and follows through into the standing position! 3) Repeat in increments of 10 4) cry
  6. Finally Back! wow...been a while, its great to see everyone sharing these stories. One thing I have been doing since being stationed in Alaska; I wear a Derpy Hooves beanie around post, this gets some interesting looks from the non-deployed guys. But what the hay...I'm secure in my masculinity! I can wear what I want! Brohoof!
  7. Yeah, I'm back! Just got re-stationed to Ft Wainwright, Alaska and within a few weeks I was already posted on a 24 hour desk duty. That night, I was sitting at desk waiting for the NCO to come back from dinner and he came back with his laptop and an external hard drive full of movies. As he watches a few on his desk, I went over to join him. Then he pulled up his tv shows, and we watched MLP until it was time to be relieved! /]
  8. Sweetness! Are there any MLP mods for minecraft yet? If not there needs to be lol. 20% cooler if there are some, i just started playing
  9. TRY THIS AT HOME! 1) Go to a public place or area with a large group of people such as say...a battalion-level meeting where all the bigwigs are going to be briefing you on something absolutely pointless to your job. (not like this would EVER happen in the military, right?) lol 2) Whistle the opening bars to My Little Pony 3) wait for someone to finish with the 'aaaaaah Ahhhh AAAAHHH aahhhh' bit... 4) Declare that person 20% cooler yes, this happened!
  10. I noticed that in Afghanistan, even though they are a mostly undeveloped nation, they only very rarely eat meat. Most of this is due to the fact that meat is considered a novelty dish served mostly when guests are visiting or during celebrations. As a result, the average physique I saw there was trim, and lightly muscled. The preferred dishes for most meals are dependent on rice with different vegetables that can be found. If no vegetables, then just rice. I started eating a mostly Afghan diet after a few months and I saw and felt results immediately. They also have a bland, yogurt-like substance from goat or camel milk. Strange, but good with salt on top or mixed with curry. (I know, trust me on this) But don't get me wrong, Afghan Goat is delicious! 'innocent animals'? OK. Idea; before any animal is turned into steaks, chops, fillets or cuts we put them on mass trial and find them guilty of being absolutely delicious!
  11. Went to a party last night and got black-out drunk, [The Following Is According TO My Army Buddies] Eventually we wound up at someone's home and continued to drink/ party/ etc... where he has two daughters; 12yo and 8yo, and one of them was watching an episode. I sat down with a bottle of Jack Daniels and started watching, and then one of the girls at the party who was seeing one of my friends joined us and started recording me on her phone...wow (facehoof*) I looked at her laughed, and then I said something along the lines of 'I got an awesome idea!' I stagger into the kitchen, grab some apple juice and pour it in the JD. "Applejack Daniels!!" A few moments later Derpy makes an appearance and I yell, over the music, "Derpy is best pony!!!!" When I woke up this morning, I found all this out...
  12. working on my b-day... sweet

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    2. SwiftMotion

      SwiftMotion

      @Hydlide haha

    3. Fluttershyfan94

      Fluttershyfan94

      Happy birthday!

    4. MilBrony

      MilBrony

      well, all I had were muffins lol. There is a cupcake specialty store here now though!

  13. The best thing I've found for quick workouts is to run workouts in circuits to confuse your body into compensating for muscles you used in the last exercise. So if you just did an arm exercise, don't rest, just do a leg/ chest exercise then do another set of arms. You can do this with low weights and still get a good burn
  14. Just had another one! (But kind of cool too) Went to go see Fast 6 and one of the previews was for EG, as soon as it started playing the preview me and three other people in the theater started cheering. It was dark so nopony saw our faces. So yeah, I'm gonna go see it when it premieres here in Kansas. If you are in the Ft Riley area, lets go herding!
  15. Rangers Lead the Way! Good luck with that bro! /] But yeah, mostly people around here that I hang out with kind of just shrug and go, 'whatever' I'm looked at as the psycho in my unit anyway lol
  16. @Doc Ginger lol, awesome! I wonder if MLP stuff is going to be put on the list for banned items in barracks??? If it does get on the list I'm going to Cover the whole company with posters! /]
  17. Welcome to the herd, this is by far one of the more popular forums on my browsing history! Im sure it woll be yours too lol
  18. Sweet, I watched a ton of Disney movies overseas...nothing says 'cold blooded soldiers' like a group of grown men singing along to Aladdin's "Show you the World"
  19. Welcome to the madness!! Hopefully we don't scare you off too soon lol /]
  20. Yesss....our herd grows stronger, soon we will rull all the world!!!! Bwaahahaaa Thats why we r here right?
  21. Ugh, got a 79 on that language apptitude exam for the army...needed a 85 bleh...try again in 6 months

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    2. MilBrony

      MilBrony

      yeah.....at least I get a chance to try again, If you want to try I think u can find online version; its called a DLAB XD

    3. Ruddboy Olaf

      Ruddboy Olaf

      No thanks,but thanks for the offer!!

       

      I don't know anything about the military.

    4. The Swedish Brony

      The Swedish Brony

      Oh man, I know I would be pissed if had 79 and needed 85 :P

      At least you can try again :)

  22. The following really happened; Afghanistan, 2012-2013 Deployment We were pulling Hot Gun (Sitting on the mortar system waiting for missions) and in the middle of our 12 hour shift, it was about 0130, when we heard what we thought were footsteps on the roof. I walked out of the bunker with my NVGs and gave the area a quick scan, nothing. A few minutes later we heard it again, I went out and looked and once again nothing. The third time this happened I was pretty sure that someone was screwing with us, I went up on the roof this time and hid behind the sandbags. I heard the footsteps coming towards me so I jumped out and what I saw was just a black shadow (still wearing NVGs) I walked up and reached out to grab whoever it was. That's when I lost my balance, fell off the bunker, and landed on my buddy who was staring straight up at what he described as "A giant black shadow with glowing red eyes" We saw this 'shadow' all through deployment...freaky
  23. Embarrassing Brony Moments! We all have them, so let them out to dry! I'll go ahead and start off with mine. I am in the army, and sometimes we have to undergo area/ work inspections in order to keep the standard of cleanliness up to par. This usually involves checking rooms, cleaning our offices and equipment, and generally making the entire base smell like bleach. I was wearing this shirt (see image below) under my uniform and I completely forgot. Without thinking, I removed my top and started cleaning rifles on a desk. The company commander walked in behind me and over my shoulder I heard the phrase "Soldier, welcome to the herd." I kind of laughed, then I realized what had happened. I quickly put my top back on, but now I guess I'm out of the barn, as it were. Wait...my C.O. is a brony!
  24. Rockin out to tunes while I get my Skyrim on lol
  25. MilBrony

    Milbrony

    Milbrony
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