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  1. Clockwork Chaos

    thanks for the add, Broseph ^_^

    1. TheLegoBrony

      TheLegoBrony

      your welcome

  2. Clockwork Chaos

    I can't fucking believe this shit, have you seen this shit?

    1. DJShy

      DJShy

      MARK ZUCKERBERG

    2. Clockwork Chaos

      Clockwork Chaos

      SOMEONE GETS IT!

    3. DJShy

      DJShy

      Of course! Who WOULDN'T get the funniest thing to come from the Game Grumps?

  3. Clockwork Chaos

    when you make a joke about your friend not being funny and she refuses to talk to you for 2 days... sometimes i wonder if this #Buttcrusade is worth the effort.

  4. Clockwork Chaos

    Y'know, i post a lot of comments about #butts... but sometimes i look out into the starry night and reflect on life, and how small we are, and i think to myself "what if there's something deeper than #butts".

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    2. Clockwork Chaos

      Clockwork Chaos

      My pleasure, sir! I'm bringing the power of #Butts to this forum one user at a time.

    3. SugarfootWillie

      SugarfootWillie

      I told ya earlier man it's faces. How deep does this rabbit hole go?

    4. Melon Blitz

      Melon Blitz

      greatest status of all time

       

       

       

      #butts

  5. Clockwork Chaos

    This feels like a #butts evening, if you ask me.

    1. RDBestPony

      RDBestPony

      #Butts

  6. Clockwork Chaos

    I can't deal with all these #RadBoners. Someone come give me a hand.

  7. Clockwork Chaos

    Girl, it’s like you’re a fossil sample, and I’m an impatient palaeontologist, cos I wanna date you badly.

  8. Clockwork Chaos

    Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no one is watching. And fuck like you dont have that weird burn that you think you should see the doctor about...

  9. Clockwork Chaos

    Having trouble with all these #radboners? remember, #butts make it harder.

    1. Pokemons are gaaay

      Pokemons are gaaay

      This freaking post...

  10. Clockwork Chaos

    girl, its time you acted like DNA Helicase and unzip these genes.

    1. Lunar Echo

      Lunar Echo

      Yay :)

  11. Clockwork Chaos

    dude, #butts? dont even get me started.

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    2. SugarfootWillie

      SugarfootWillie

      ... one can witness the universe.

    3. Clockwork Chaos

      Clockwork Chaos

      Ah but its not cool to slap a face. Butts are fair game.

    4. SugarfootWillie

      SugarfootWillie

      You have a strong point: most people don't respond well to face shots. However, in sadomasochism all is fair game.

  12. Clockwork Chaos

    dude, boobs. #amirite?

    1. Scrubbed user

      Scrubbed user

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    2. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      Scales tho

  13. Clockwork Chaos

    should i just let go off someone that cant accept me for who I am?

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    2. Taviscratch

      Taviscratch

      Nah, just have sex with her.

    3. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      If someone cant accept you for who you are, you have two choices. Murder them, or let them go.

       

      The first only works if you are/want to be a murderer.

    4. sleepypony

      sleepypony

      yeah man, it's not worth being fake in a relationship. if you can't be yourself around them then they don't deserve you.

  14. Clockwork Chaos

    i really need to be more active on the forums, you're all a great bunch of dudes and dudettes :D

  15. Clockwork Chaos

    Thanks for the add, man :D yay friends!

    1. RDBestPony

      RDBestPony

      (Say in fluttershy voice) YAY!

  16. Clockwork Chaos

    Spending my monday night drinking pints of gin and tonic and playing Castlevania 2. Not sure if my life is fucked up, or i have this shit exactly right.

    1. Ziph The Changeling

      Ziph The Changeling

      Sounds to me like you're doing just fine.

  17. Clockwork Chaos

    Thanks for add, dude and/or dudette :)

    1. Princess_Bellalatanya

      Princess_Bellalatanya

      sure thing man

  18. Clockwork Chaos

    Man, i need more American friends, all my fellow Brits are sleeping and i've no one to talk to >_>

  19. Clockwork Chaos

    Does anyone here fancy playing some GTA 5 Heists on the 360? we're looking for a fourth player :)

  20. Clockwork Chaos

    'Never stop playing, never stop dreaming, and be careful not to turn into what you'd hate'

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    2. Taviscratch

      Taviscratch

      Just to be pedantic: 'Never stop playing, never stop dreaming and be careful not to turn into what I'd hate' from 'Letters Between a Little Boy and Himself as an Adult' by Abney Park

      [link]

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    3. Taviscratch

      Taviscratch

      Hmmm, can't put links in comments?

    4. Taviscratch

      Taviscratch

  21. Clockwork Chaos

    so it's Friday night, i'm alone, i'm bored.... i have rum... i can work with this.

    1. Taviscratch

      Taviscratch

      I call drunken heist tonight!

    2. Clockwork Chaos

      Clockwork Chaos

      might as well, the set up takes 12 days

  22. Clockwork Chaos

    just had my flat mate wander into my room while i was stark-bollock naked, and keep one eye on me while she closed the door.... fuck it, i'll take it as a compliment.

  23. Clockwork Chaos

    Happy St. Paddy's day everyone :D im going to get just so so drunk ;)

    1. Steelstallion

      Steelstallion

      Today is my uncles birthday too. ^_^

    2. Clockwork Chaos

      Clockwork Chaos

      in which case i shall raise a glass to Uncle Steelstallion :D

    3. Steelstallion

      Steelstallion

      And my dogs! Hes like 8 or 9 today.

  24. Clockwork Chaos

    Karaoke is a lot more fun than i gave it credit for, i highly recommend you all give it a go xD

  25. Clockwork Chaos

    can look out my room and see the moon, venus and mars, it's pretty cool.

    1. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      woah thats so cooL =)=)=)=) I never seen the planets =)

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