Denim&Venöm
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The ASL interpretor is telling the audiance "For the love of god, please respect your cleaning ladies."
Edit: and now she's signing "No one is gonna believe this s
t. I need to get a Polaroid."
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Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.
Denim&Venöm replied to Denim&Venöm's topic in Forum Lounge
"So yes, arson is technically legal under government sanctioned police powers." -
Happy international america day!
A day where you get to do american things like be a pyromaniac, order Carl's JR, drink Mr. Pibb, buy a dart board, play a round of disk golf, take your pet perigrin falcon for a walk, drive your 2001 Chevy avalanche, play rock across america by Danger Danger on cassette, upload your last save file of Dinotopia for the X-Box, watch a nerdy Indiana Jones made for TV knock off directed by Jonathan Frakes and attended a seminar on historic ship building hosted by a furry like a true red white and blue Yankee!
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An all you can eat Brazilian steak house. What did I eat there? Yes.
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Fillies and gentlecolts.
The con.
Is.
On.
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Cheddar corn bread waffle with chicken, adoulle sausage, oakra gumbo and cranberry drizzle.
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Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.
Denim&Venöm replied to Denim&Venöm's topic in Forum Lounge
"Captain, my universal translator translator must be malfunctioning. Did you just say 'Fk around and find out?" -
Hold on let me check:
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I'm on vacation from the 2ND through the 7TH. So to everypony born on those days:
Merry Birthiversary!
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I'm flying to Pittsburgh and you know who I run into. A member of my DnD group flying to a national barbershop chorus competition in Denver.
Of all the places for the Barbarian Ranger training to be a kings guard captain and an armorist cavalier whose basically a WWI Shock trooper fighting vampires to meet, I would not have guessed airport.
She still lost a drinking a contest to my war horse though.
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Its 8 in the morning and its already 82F.
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Cilantro lime rice sauteed in honey mango hot sauce, honey mustard dip sauce, swiss almond cheese spread and scrambled egg, topped with pepperjack.
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Hard times, hard times have fallen upon cracker barrel. https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/cracker-barrel-fans-mourn-the-loss-of-that-old-timey-feeling/ar-AA1HGcNS?ocid=BingNewsSerp
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Spanish rice and hardboiled eggs mixed with chipotle cream sauce, swiss almond cheese spread and pepperjack.
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Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.
Denim&Venöm replied to Denim&Venöm's topic in Forum Lounge
"Mildred? Who the fk names themselves Mildred?" -
4x sausage patties 8x overhard eggs 8x slices of toast 9x pancakes 3x cups of coffee 1x butterscotch creme brulee almond milk latte
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