This is the kind of stuff that would utterly piss me off if it happened to me.
Ponies bent his nephew (made him not straight lol); well ok, but I'm sure he was probably already somewhat homosexual since I doubt a show can completely convert you immediately into another sexuality all of a sudden, so hence, it magnified his feminine side.
I would have shrugged off the glare and whatnot, but getting scolded at for my interest... well I'd probably only say "sorry, not my fault or problem, so fuck off" or something, throwing in a middle finger. I doubt she would have gotten physical afterwards. I wouldn't either. Otherwise I'm taking some plate #s if that's any useful to me.
I am the element of rage, lol.