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DubWolf

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  1. I should have known the jedi were plotting to take over.

    1. HereComesTom

      HereComesTom

      Sounds like the worst plot twist in Star Wars history.  And that's saying something!

  2. Manganero wings are hotter than they seem....

    Actually habanero is as hot as it seems :wacko: 

  3. Yoy hopping zapping Lyra is back

    1. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Yup. :catface:

      For a couple days anyway. Gonna switch back to Nyx soon until the end of March.

  4. If I ever get put into a certain situation, I wish to trademark the phrase "bingo f***s".

    Bingo meaning being low on. 

  5. Loyra with the cid c: :arethosehands:.

  6. Midas has donkey ears.

  7. Happy birthday Applsjack. Hope you’re doing well!

  8. Smoaaaaaaake underwaaaturrr

  9. Thankfully not all good things in life are out of reach for the unprivileged :sassy:. Too bad good is a subjective term.

  10. It sure is nice being the winner :) . I fuggn did it eat my ship.

    1. Prince Doopliss
    2. SparklingSwirls

      SparklingSwirls

      What do ships taste like :nom: 

  11. Had no idea Tom Hanks’ wife is named Rita Wilson :wacko: 

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    2. BroomsNHops

      BroomsNHops

      To be truthful I didn't know they really existed

       

    3. Splashee

      Splashee

      I had no idea Tom Hanks got corona from voice acting Toy Story. :wacko:

    4. DubWolf

      DubWolf

      What :wacko: ?

      Cast Away was actually much after he got married :P . Coincidence?

  12. Always the same, always a catch, always stupid.

  13. Ice cream tastes better when it's hot :nom: .

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    2. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      I want cookies n' cream now. :nom:

    3. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      Could literally do that - I have a couple of packets of cookies, and some whipping cream...

    4. DubWolf

      DubWolf

      That's the same flavor I had :P . I still have half a pint left.

  14. They’re eating her!
    And then they’re going to eat me!

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    2. Treeglow Flicker

      Treeglow Flicker

      If anyone ever ate me, I'd give them persistant indigestion out of spite.

    3. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      AH YOUR SATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

    4. DubWolf
  15. What do zombies like on their meatloaf?

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    2. DubWolf

      DubWolf

      Grave-y :P 

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      What would Washington do if he was alive today?

      Spoiler

      Scream and claw at the top of his coffin.

       

    4. DubWolf
  16. Has Spaceman been nearby :wacko: ?

  17. *makes checklist to avoid leaving things behind*

    *forgets the checklist :yeahno: :laugh:*

  18. Really wish there were more available times for the orthodontist so I don’t have to rebook two weeks later. Ugh. Stupid schedule and me.

  19. When you miss the platform in Spyro and don't want to manually go all the way back up where there's a spawn point.

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    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Spyro is a selective flier.

       

      Imagine a dragon with a fear of heights. That would probably be the straw I drew.

    2. DubWolf

      DubWolf

      Im only familiar with two renditions :wacko: 

  20. Man what happened 

    1. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      I have no idea. :ooh: I hope it's nothing bad... :kindness:

    2. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      Gravity. I told them it felt all wonky yesterday, but they didn't believe me. :wacko:

  21. Lolll I can’t get over how funny it was in Helluva Boss when Blitzo is purring at Billy and he’s like, “whatcha dreaming about 0)u(0 ?”

  22. *hears "Bloomberg" on the radio*

    *turns off radio for a minute*

    MEDIA BLACKOUUUUUUUT

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    2. DubWolf

      DubWolf

      (Lul you both have Angel Dust as an avatar)

      I initially thought Pete dropping out was a good thing.. and it still might be. Not sure if he really had that much support anywhere to really make a difference even if his voters dispersed to other candidates.

      Honestly even if Bernie does become president, I do fear things won't stop there...

    3. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      Quote

      *hears "Bloomberg" on the radio*

      *turns off radio for a minute*

       

    4. Here No Longer

      Here No Longer

      @WWolf Things won't get better over night, but having a president who actually cares and isn't a corrupt liar helps.

  23. AJ has a lot of sugar :wacko: ...

    1. Treeglow Flicker

      Treeglow Flicker

      Explains my hyperactivity! :kirin:

  24. When I open the door to let my cat out.

    WeirdHilariousHarvestmen-size_restricted

     

    1. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      CaringImportantCheetah-size_restricted.g Just be glad this doesn't happen. :P

    2. DubWolf

      DubWolf

      Willlma! WILLLLMAAAAAA

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