Doc. Volt

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Location
Veneto, Italy
Personal Motto
Con l'ala tesa a gloria o morte. (with outstretched wing to glory or death)
Interests
Electronic, High voltage research, i'm also an audiophile and a Red Cross EMT voluntieer

Sports: Hiking, Treking, Climbing, Fishing, Gimkana with my Vespa, used to cycle and swim

Favourite gender of Music: Classical, Swing, Rock & Roll, Rock, Metal

Favourite Scientist: Nikola Tesla

Favourite movies: Shooter, Gone with the wind

Favourite place: The Alps, everywhere on them

Hobbies: being on duty in the red cross of course!!!! Building rockets, building Vaccum tube amplificators, building Tesla Coils

Favourite cars: Ferrari Italia, Lotus Elise, Dodge charger

Favourite motorbike brands: Ducati, Motoguzzi, Piaggio (only Vespa!!!)

Favourite weapons: Beretta ARX-160, Berretta 92fs Inox, Kar98k

Favourite planes/jets: Eurofighter Thyphoon,Boeing 737/100

Favourite Language: Venetian

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Doc. Volt

What did the EMT say to the stroke patient with left side paralysis? You're going to be all right!!! BWHAHAAH! goodmorning guys!
- July 30, 2014
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  Three medics are walking on a beach, taking a break from an ambulance convention on a tropical island. They happen upon an antique bottle and in examining it, they all-too-predictably release the genie trapped inside. He offers them the obligatory three wishes and they agree to split them: one each.
  
  The first medic, an EMT, says, "I want to be ten times smarter so I can better help my patients!" "A noble wish, Master!", says the genie as he waves his h...
  
  July 30, 2014
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  The first medic, an EMT, says, "I want to be ten times smarter so I can better help my patients!" "A noble wish, Master!", says the genie as he waves his hands. "Granted!" The Advanced EMT is ten times smarter.
  
  July 30, 2014
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  The second medic, a Paramedic, says "Well, I would like to be a hundred times smarter, to better help all the patients I have to work on." "Another noble wish!", says the genie and he makes the second medic a hundred times smarter.
  
  July 30, 2014
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