Donkeys and elephants love politics & I'm trying to picture you "Clark Kent-ing" at a debate.
*Whispers*
"Is that a chicken?" 
"I think it's a GIANT muskox!" 
*Audience gasps* 
*Singing*
You're jumbo-sized and you wear a disguise, But you're not a man, you're a Muskox Boo. 
