Drunk Not I Am

Tomorrow is Memorial day, it's among the busiest and crazy packed days for a pool  i've seen as a lifeguard. I've had fights, i've had drug related issues, a car wreak,  people attempting to get intimate in my pool, had a lady as if I could feed hold her child while she went to smoke, so It'll look a little something like this. 

I end up going home along these lines...